Guu's General Shitposting Thread [M]

[Guu]

I had a thought.

So in the bible, the burden of child birth was Eve's punishment for eating the apple. However breasts, curvy hips, and a vagina all play into child birth one way or another, so he must have added those after the apple, right?

So either god gave her those features in advance, knowing she was going to be tricked and doing nothing to stop it...

...or Eve was basically a dude.