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Toriel Dreemurr
Why did Dagon live in the ocean? Because he knew his career as a god was a wash!




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Toriel Dreemurr
What did the evil computer program say after taking over the robot's mind? "Possession is 9/10ths of the law!"




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Toriel Dreemurr
What did the man do with the coin that had a curse on it? He scratched out that naughty word!




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Toriel Dreemurr
I apologize for my last joke being so raunchy.