...Fight my love of my life to the death. I never ever want to be near the person I hate, let alone consider marrying them. (Besides, double suicides are romantic, right? Right? Eh...)
Lighter note! (Or weirder note...) Would you rather lick the floor underneath your refrigerator and oven, or lick the underside of your toilet and the floor around it?
Lighter note! (Or weirder note...) Would you rather lick the floor underneath your refrigerator and oven, or lick the underside of your toilet and the floor around it?