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Would You Rather - Omni - 08-16-2016
Let's play a game! All you have to do is pick something, and post your own. Questions can be as funny, lighthearted or serious as you wish. Warning: disgusting content.
To start!
Would you rather contract syphilis from Tyrande/Aragorn (your choice) or have protected sex with Freddy Krueger?
RE: Would You Rather - Corporal Light - 08-16-2016
Oh god, why....
Fuck it. I'll take the protected sex with Freddy Kreuger.
WOULD YOU RATHER!
Fight Proto Man in a battle? OR Get banished to the Underverse?
RE: Would You Rather - The Vision - 08-16-2016
Fight Proto Man in a battle. I get to come back to life after 3 days, not 3 years.
Would you rather write something really good that everyone hates, or write something really bad that everyone loves?
RE: Would You Rather - Jak Mar - 08-16-2016
I'd rather write something everybody loves that's bad *sighs*
Hmm..
Death by Boredom listening to Daxter's stories or Death by Lord Dominator's singing musical numbers.
RE: Would You Rather - Okor - 08-16-2016
I'd have to go with LD's songs.
Would you rather give Okor a hug or juggle three active lightsabers?
RE: Would You Rather - Carmelita - 08-16-2016
The latter. The potential death is cleaner and the danger over sooner.
Would you rather be stuck in a portaloo and no-one believes you or have everyone blindly believe you are and you're not.
RE: Would You Rather - Omni - 08-16-2016
Contract Syphilis. That shit can be cured, and I wanna fuck a night elf.
Proto Man. He's a nice guy and probably wouldn't even kill you. Even if he did, 3 days later and I'm back.
Write something really good.
Jak I guess?
Hug Okor. Death is less certain. I'd take a bath afterwards.
Not be in a portaloo.
Chug a bottle of brown sauce all in one go OR drink a bottle of brown sauce every day for a week at your own pace?
Would you rather have chili sauce squirted in your eye or up your asshole? (Courtesy of my gf)
RE: Would You Rather - Kyle Crane - 08-16-2016
Oh, hey, you can actually answer any of the questions on the list?
Anyway, the Proto Man one is obvious. You probably won't be banished.
RE: Would You Rather - Omni - 08-16-2016
Have diarrhea squirted in your mouth and have to swallow it, or eat a solid turd?
RE: Would You Rather - Omni - 08-16-2016
Your wife/husband's mouth constantly smelled/tasted like shit or their genitals did?
Pacman performs oral sex on you OR you perform oral sex on Donkey Kong?
RE: Would You Rather - Creatia - 08-16-2016
...I'd rather swallow the diarrhea. At the very least, the runniness makes it quicker to swallow. Still gross though.
Would you rather have sword swallowing as a career, or fire-eating as a career?
RE: Would You Rather - Kuzuru - 08-16-2016
Fire eating seems more badass, definently that.
Would you rather have a row of dicks down your back like a stegosaurus, or have a vagina on your forehead?
RE: Would You Rather - Kyle Crane - 08-16-2016
Just gonna make it clear now, I will not answer any NSFW Would You Rather's.
For the question Creatia posted, fire eating. GLORIOUS FIRE!
My question;
Would you rather...
Meet a fire demon with a fever, who would then set itself on fire and give you a big hug
OR
Come across the embodiment of ice in the Frozen Fields, who would then swim in ice water and cuddle you?
RE: Would You Rather - Omni - 08-16-2016
Fire-eating, and row of dicks for sure.
Ice demon seems less instantly deathlike.
I still have more unanswered questions so I'ma leave them there
I would take shit-genitals over shit-mouth.
And I would let Pacman do oral. He's probably good at it anyway.
RE: Would You Rather - Alex - 08-16-2016
The death timer is 7 days.
WHY DOES NO ONE READ THE MANUAL.
RE: Would You Rather - Amaterasu - 08-17-2016
(08-16-2016, 11:08 PM)Alex Wrote: The death timer is 7 days.
WHY DOES NO ONE READ THE MANUAL.
Updates, maybe? :frog:
Would you rather have Darth Vader's Force Powers or be able to have the Imperial Death March be played whenever you want?
RE: Would You Rather - Mark - 08-17-2016
Man, force powers easily. Being able to force lift food to my face and never leave my desk chair is a godsend. Plus, I can just carry a boombox with me for the March. =P
Would you rather have everything you touch turn to cheese, or be unable to bend any of your joints?
RE: Would You Rather - Carmelita - 08-17-2016
Cheese! Cheese! CHEEEEEESE!
Would you rather star in a spaghetti western or a martial arts film?
RE: Would You Rather - Trixie - 08-17-2016
Martial Arts.
Would you rather be granted more money than god, but be a eunuch or have legendary genitals, but unable to star in movies because of your nosferatu looking features.
RE: Would You Rather - Omni - 08-17-2016
Legendary genitals. I don't wanna be a eunuch for any money.
Be permanently morbidly obese for the rest of your life, regardless of what you ate (you couldn't get any heavier either, so), or be permanently in great shape and healthy but not be able to eat or taste anything?