08-16-2016, 05:43 PM
Contract Syphilis. That shit can be cured, and I wanna fuck a night elf.
Proto Man. He's a nice guy and probably wouldn't even kill you. Even if he did, 3 days later and I'm back.
Write something really good.
Jak I guess?
Hug Okor. Death is less certain. I'd take a bath afterwards.
Not be in a portaloo.
Chug a bottle of brown sauce all in one go OR drink a bottle of brown sauce every day for a week at your own pace?
Would you rather have chili sauce squirted in your eye or up your asshole? (Courtesy of my gf)
Proto Man. He's a nice guy and probably wouldn't even kill you. Even if he did, 3 days later and I'm back.
Write something really good.
Jak I guess?
Hug Okor. Death is less certain. I'd take a bath afterwards.
Not be in a portaloo.
Chug a bottle of brown sauce all in one go OR drink a bottle of brown sauce every day for a week at your own pace?
Would you rather have chili sauce squirted in your eye or up your asshole? (Courtesy of my gf)
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