05-15-2016, 12:25 AM
"“Meowrrrrr…” Phyllis replied, with that sexy alley cat brogue of hers that really wasn’t pleasant at all. That’s what you get for being banished to a planet filled with psychotic mutant worms only capable of speaking in the Felinis tongue.
Hatchenson scratched the side of his nose. “Er, what?” Perhaps he had misunderstood.
Sounding even more hissy than before, Phyllis answered. “MEEOWWwrrr!”"
Alternatively, this one, because I really like it:
[spoiler]The planet Dernetto is relatively isolated from other planets that might offer potential trading pacts. It is also inhabited by several species of underwater fauna, and only one of which has dared to venture out across the coarse grey sands.
These creatures are humanoid, with hairstyles that hold a striking similarity to porcupines. They are known for their prickly attitudes and love for all things organic. Because of this, it is considered prime territory to the Alternian Empire, especially to the seadwellers who dominate most of the upper spectrum. The empire holds plenty of planets that produce exports of interest to the inhabitants of Dernetto, and so it is good for economical profit.
Currently, scientist Kanaya Maryam of Alternia is taking samples from one of Dernetto's four large seas that span much of the globe. It is yellowish in color, almost with a urine-like quality. It might also be mistaken for apple juice. Bold limestone cliffs cut an imposing figure agains the sulfurous yellow sky, smeared with long strectches of halfway-evaporated blue. She raises a vial full of burnt orange liquid to examine.
"Oh my God," a deadpan voice from nearby says. "That's pee. This is totally an ocean of pee. Did you see that, Rose? Your hot alien girlfriend has a job where she has to handle pee, on a piss planet."
A much more elegant voice speaks, but there is an enticing hint of good humor behind it. "David, I am fairly certain that Kanaya wouldn't deal in something so crude. Isn't that right, Kanaya?"
"No," Kanaya replies. "This is, as Dave has said, urine."
Silence falls for a moment, and a breeze rifles through Kanaya's dark hair, encircling her horns briefly before departing. The ocean laps against the sides of the metal boat below them.
"What," Rose Lalonde says.[/spoiler]
Hatchenson scratched the side of his nose. “Er, what?” Perhaps he had misunderstood.
Sounding even more hissy than before, Phyllis answered. “MEEOWWwrrr!”"
Alternatively, this one, because I really like it:
[spoiler]The planet Dernetto is relatively isolated from other planets that might offer potential trading pacts. It is also inhabited by several species of underwater fauna, and only one of which has dared to venture out across the coarse grey sands.
These creatures are humanoid, with hairstyles that hold a striking similarity to porcupines. They are known for their prickly attitudes and love for all things organic. Because of this, it is considered prime territory to the Alternian Empire, especially to the seadwellers who dominate most of the upper spectrum. The empire holds plenty of planets that produce exports of interest to the inhabitants of Dernetto, and so it is good for economical profit.
Currently, scientist Kanaya Maryam of Alternia is taking samples from one of Dernetto's four large seas that span much of the globe. It is yellowish in color, almost with a urine-like quality. It might also be mistaken for apple juice. Bold limestone cliffs cut an imposing figure agains the sulfurous yellow sky, smeared with long strectches of halfway-evaporated blue. She raises a vial full of burnt orange liquid to examine.
"Oh my God," a deadpan voice from nearby says. "That's pee. This is totally an ocean of pee. Did you see that, Rose? Your hot alien girlfriend has a job where she has to handle pee, on a piss planet."
A much more elegant voice speaks, but there is an enticing hint of good humor behind it. "David, I am fairly certain that Kanaya wouldn't deal in something so crude. Isn't that right, Kanaya?"
"No," Kanaya replies. "This is, as Dave has said, urine."
Silence falls for a moment, and a breeze rifles through Kanaya's dark hair, encircling her horns briefly before departing. The ocean laps against the sides of the metal boat below them.
"What," Rose Lalonde says.[/spoiler]
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