OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Roger Smith]

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Scratch Doctor
It has been quite some time indeed since I have had the esteemed fortune to make use of such a limited means of communication as this.

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I suppose many might find the experience quaint and amusing.


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I find it merely disappointing, and most pointedly unpleasant.


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Scratch Doctor
One does not simply go from limitless communication across space and, indeed, time, to such a limited...linear form of encrypted digital text transmission without some disgruntlement.

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Scratch Doctor
But I digress. This is all, of course, irrelevant.


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The relevant information is that I have been summoned here, for one purpose or another. I am quite unsure why.


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This displeases me.


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And so I will be taking great pains to find the reason as to just why I have been called here. And, indeed, how I have been called here.

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And, of course, by whom was I summoned forth.


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And perhaps much more importantly, why my text is no longer white. That is the most distressful thing of all.


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That was a joke. Haa haa. Hee hee. Hoo hoo.


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Scratch Doctor
Your limited forms of humor are so irritating to grasp.


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I leave you all now, to seek out my information.


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And to ensure you I can make my text white if it pleases me.


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Farewell and good day to each and every one of you.