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[Doomguy]

On the boat ride to Blue Flame Island

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Doomguy
So, uh, it's been a while. I've been very busy. I don't think I'm going to be able to reply to everything, so I'm not going to bother


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Doomguy
Over the past week or so I've been causing a ruckus with the Empire, and its all come to a head a few days ago


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Any Costa del Solians see the smoke on the horizon? Yeah, that was me. Sorry for any inconvenience the Empire gave you because that.


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You're all probably wondering why I'm openly admitting this. Well, simply, I'm not staying here any longer. I'm leaving the Omniverse


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I'm going to march up to Omni and I'm going to fight him tooth and nail if I have to, but I'm going back home. No matter what.


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For those who may have considered me their friend, I'm sorry. I will remember everyone I've met, but it's not enough to stay. Enjoy your new life here. I mean that.


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And to anyone who I've wronged? Well, you deserved it, but you don't have to worry about ol' Doomguy in your face anymore.


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Doomguy
So I'd like to say one last thing before I leave, some last parting words. Something to remember me by.


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Doomguy
Fuck ya'll, fuck this universe, fuck you other primes in particular, fuck everything. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. Peace. #I'mout