Artefact Ideas

[Dean Winchester]

Once again, i think any further discussion should be taken to the appropriate thread as to not clutter this one or create a less than fun environment like this was created to be.

New Artifact; The proverbial barrel of monkeys: One use per IC week.

How fun exactly is a barrel of monkeys? Why does everyone keep comparing things to them? Let's find out! A small pocket sized Barrel that grows to an average sized one when activated. When opened it jettisons roughly 99 monkeys (Who may or may not have been jumping on a bed) that swarm the room causing chaos for everything except the owner.

Possibly not useful in combat, but man will it ever liven up those boring Prime parties, or be used as a distraction for the sneakiest of sneak thieves. I'm looking at you Demetri! Give your friends in the Omniverse plenty of stories to tell about that "One time when..."



((What? You said this thread was supposed to be fun, you never said I had to be serious!))