The Rock 'N' Rock Connection

[Strazio Rockwell]

Text messages between The Rock and Strazio after his fight with Kakashi

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Straz_Rock
Hey big guy, where are you at?



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The Rock
What do you mean? "Where is The Rock?"



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Straz_Rock
Oh, for Omni's sake. Look, I got fucking eviscerated, the least you could do is offer some support.



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The Rock
Well, if you must know jabroni, The Rock is negotiating some interviews and TV spots for the Rock 'N' Rock Connection.



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Straz_Rock
Ohhhhh hellll noooooo. I'm not wasting time doing interviews and TV bullshit.



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The Rock
What in the blue hell are you babbling about? You're part of the Rock 'N' Rock Connection, albeit the less handsome and successful half, but you're still half of it! You can't just bail on The Rock!



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Straz_Rock
Like hell I can't, I'm fighting in a fucking death tournament for you and you're off smoozing TV execs!



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The Rock
Fine Rockwell, I guess we'll just have to turn down all the omnilium they're offering us.



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Straz_Rock
...




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Straz_Rock
Alright, maybe one or two interviews... I'm just doing this for the omnilium.



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The Rock
That's the spirit! I've got one scheduled for after your next match.



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Straz_Rock
Yeah, bout that, any idea of who I'm facing?



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The Rock
Oh don't worry about it Rockwell, he's just some candy ass jabroni who thinks he can tangle with the Rock 'N' Rock Connection.



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Straz_Rock
....



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Straz_Rock
I don't see your ass out here...



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The Rock
I'm with you in spirit! That's all you should need Rockwell.



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Straz_Rock
Whatever...




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Straz_Rock
Hey, how much omnilium am I getting for those interviews?



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The Rock
Omnilium?



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Straz_Rock
Yes...



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The Rock
Your share is going to me.



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The Rock
Finders fee.



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Straz_Rock
What... are you fucking kidding me?



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The Rock
The Rock has to go, the TV exec just showed up.



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Straz_Rock
Motherfucker! No! No! Cancel that shit! I'm not doing fucking anything without compensation you motherfucker!



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Straz_Rock
Don't ignore me!



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Straz_Rock
For fucks sake you son of a bitch! Answer your fucking phone!



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Straz_Rock
Goddamnit