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The Rock 'N' Rock Connection - Strazio Rockwell - 10-10-2015

Quote:Text messages between The Rock and Strazio before the tournament.


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The Rock
Yo! Rockwell



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Straz_Rock
Who is this?



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The Rock
What do you mean “Who is this?” I'm the people's champ man! You couldn't have forgotten about me!



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Straz_Rock
Oh... how did you get this number?



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The Rock
It doesn't matter how I got this number! What matters is if you're going to hold up your end of the Connection.



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Straz_Rock
What are you talking about?



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The Rock
You're the less handsome second half of the Rock N Rock Connection man! I've been keeping our name alive in Coruscant, but you gotta pull your own weight jabroni!



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Straz_Rock
Seriously, what the fuck are you talking about?



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The Rock
The tournament in Camelot! Are you going to be there?



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Straz_Rock
Tournament?



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The Rock
Yeah, Every so often the Colosseum offers a tournament for primes. I'd participate, but I think the people have been itching to see you back in action so get your candy ass out there!



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Straz_Rock
No, stop texting me I'm busy.



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The Rock
Rockwell! You can't just abandon the Connection!



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The Rock
After all we've been through you just can't ignore me Jabroni!



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The Rock
Rockwell if you don't respond I'm going to head out their take your phone, turn it sideways, and jam it right up your candy ass!



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Straz_Rock
Holy shit! Okay, fuck stop texting me so much! I can't right now, I have to go prove my strength to Gilgamesh, the bastard deserves to get knocked around and I can't give that up for some silly tournament.



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The Rock
Gilgamesh? Wasn't he the leader of the New Babylon Crew in DA?



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Straz_Rock
Yes.



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The Rock
You're not going to find him in the dunes, he's already at the tournament signed up and everything.



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Straz_Rock
Are you fucking kidding me!? He's at the fucking tournament!? That prick! He didn't even wait around for me to come and kick his ass! I'm on my fucking way!


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Quote:I'm not sure if Gilgamesh is joining or not, but The Rock is lying to Strazio either way
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Re: The Rock 'N' Rock Connection - Strazio Rockwell - 11-09-2015

Strazio Rockwell Wrote:
Quote:Text messages between The Rock and Strazio after his fight with Kakashi


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Straz_Rock
Hey big guy, where are you at?



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The Rock
What do you mean? "Where is The Rock?"



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Straz_Rock
Oh, for Omni's sake. Look, I got fucking eviscerated, the least you could do is offer some support.



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The Rock
Well, if you must know jabroni, The Rock is negotiating some interviews and TV spots for the Rock 'N' Rock Connection.



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Straz_Rock
Ohhhhh hellll noooooo. I'm not wasting time doing interviews and TV bullshit.



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The Rock
What in the blue hell are you babbling about? You're part of the Rock 'N' Rock Connection, albeit the less handsome and successful half, but you're still half of it! You can't just bail on The Rock!



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Straz_Rock
Like hell I can't, I'm fighting in a fucking death tournament for you and you're off smoozing TV execs!



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The Rock
Fine Rockwell, I guess we'll just have to turn down all the omnilium they're offering us.



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Straz_Rock
...




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Straz_Rock
Alright, maybe one or two interviews... I'm just doing this for the omnilium.



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The Rock
That's the spirit! I've got one scheduled for after your next match.



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Straz_Rock
Yeah, bout that, any idea of who I'm facing?



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The Rock
Oh don't worry about it Rockwell, he's just some candy ass jabroni who thinks he can tangle with the Rock 'N' Rock Connection.



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Straz_Rock
....



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Straz_Rock
I don't see your ass out here...



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The Rock
I'm with you in spirit! That's all you should need Rockwell.



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Straz_Rock
Whatever...




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Straz_Rock
Hey, how much omnilium am I getting for those interviews?



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The Rock
Omnilium?



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Straz_Rock
Yes...



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The Rock
Your share is going to me.



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The Rock
Finders fee.



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Straz_Rock
What... are you fucking kidding me?



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The Rock
The Rock has to go, the TV exec just showed up.



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Straz_Rock
Motherfucker! No! No! Cancel that shit! I'm not doing fucking anything without compensation you motherfucker!



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Straz_Rock
Don't ignore me!



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Straz_Rock
For fucks sake you son of a bitch! Answer your fucking phone!



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Straz_Rock
Goddamnit