Am I doing this right? [Open]

[Tom Marvolo Riddle]

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Name: David T. Monroe
Origin: Wizarding World
Born: September 1926 AD
PesterID: [SH]

[/float] So here I am, I don't know why I am here and its only a fact of where I'm stuck now that I haven't made my way to some place more civilized. But I have a lot of time on my hands hopefully before I die again and get summoned from my grave. So here's what I know about Omniverse, the person or god-thing Omni brought me here, I ran for life from raving lunatics in white armor before being gunned down. That was painful. My former Transfiguration Professor is also here in a place known as the mythical Camelot which I completely missed when randomly picking a gate. Bad luck huh?

I hope Professor Dumbledore doesn't hold my late homework against me.

So my question is, I'm trying to find out more about what happened since I was summoned from my world in 1943. Last I heard Gellert Grindelwald and Hitler were tearing Magical and Muggle Europe and Britain apart. Anyone teach those wankers how to die quickly, hopefully painfully?

Also where can I get a proper owl?

Kind of a miracle that I figured this whole thing out. Some rather dapper Rock Creature showed me how to make this 'dataverse device' right before a bloody volcano erupted and he got himself melted. So right now I'm hunkered in the poor chaps house until this storm of ash and fire subsides.

Anyways as much as this 'instant' technology is great, I'd rather prefer something that I can write with, like a good inkwell pen and some parchment. Maybe a few good books to write in as well. Or some books to read? Everything in this house is stone aged. Not even sure how to get the tranny to work, if that's what it is. Not even a proper Wizarding Wireless channel far as I can tell.