OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Tearen Wover]

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Wow, not even five seconds out of the orb and I get assigned to leg work. #FML #VARIATechShenanigans


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So apparently Jeltz is a part of something called the Institute now. Also he's calling himself Nealaphh. I will never figure this out.#WhyBother #FuckedAnyway


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For those of you who don't know, I only have my left arm. Lost the right one after it got mutated, set on fire and impaled.#NotVeryHumerus #ClassicGambitsNight #FuckitMoreHashtags


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Yes,I am texting and driving. Yes, I do have only one arm.#WhoMadeYouJudge?


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Just met an albino chick and her dweebish mage friend. It didn't go well.#PrimesRight?


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Suddenly clowns everywhere.#Figuratively #Literally #Metaphorically?


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New assignment: Creep on dude with talking sword.#ButWhyThough? #WasteOfTalent #NiceSword


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Well that's done. Got relieved by some paperweights. Now I gotta go talk to a turtle.#ItsBigTurtle #Apparently #GingerTurtleSpikeMonster #MorePCPThanks


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Autopilot is good when you only have one arm.#AmputeeLyfe #SweetRide


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All this ash is going to fuck with my engines. Hope I get to land soon.#AshenSteppes #IfYouHadn'tGuessed


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Killed a dragon.#NBD


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Being a Secondary surrounded by five Primes is like being in a tornado#ItSucks #And #ItBlows


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Actually these cats are pretty chill. I hope they are not the bandits.#StillKilledADragon


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They are not the bandits. One is also kinda hot. Actually we're all kinda hot.#Lava #ConvectionIssues


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So you know when you were a kid, and maybe one time you drew a picture of a fort or something? Basically a grey box with battlements? Yeah.#CurrentLocation


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I lost my ride in the fight with the dragon BTW.#NBD #NotEvenUpset #NotEvenALittle #WhyWouldIBe? #ItHappens #CopingMechanisms #DespairNodulesWarpFactor9


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CleverUsernameUnisex bunkrooms. Reminds me of Switzerland. Also, this Prime chica is an amputee too.#WorseOffThanMe? #IMPOSSIBRU #DOESNOTCOMPUTE