Reprehensible Curs/Curettes

[Mickey Mouse]

I hate Deadpool. That guy made me murder Delsin.

I hate Delsin. That guy made me murder him.

I hate Karl Jak. That guy made me murder people.

I hate Gilgamesh. I'm a better king than him and I'm a goddamn mouse.

I hate Ganondorf. He helped Gilgamesh rip my bff Erza in half with a dragon.

I hate Omni. He kidnapped me.

I hate Pepsiman. He tried to kill Minnie the Rat.

I hate Deadpool. He actually killed Minnie the Rat.