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[Gildarts]

Ambrosia before Molly see’s Gildarts’ on the news channel

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Molly Mae
Has anyone seen a tall idjiot? #searchingspree


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Molly Mae
Ya know, he’s tall, has two silver limbs, swept back orange hair and well, has that charismatic charm that all the ladies fa-


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Molly Mae
Fall for. #!40Charactersofhell


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Molly Mae
Gildarts... Where are you? #mysearchingspreecontinues


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Molly Mae
@Dear Agnès HELP! #HELP!


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Molly Mae
Where is Gildarts? #missingPrime #missingGinger


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Molly Mae
If you are reading this Gildarts, I swear, you better not be dead. #NOTamused


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Molly Mae
Just found @Guu. You’re in trouble now #Gildarts #I’mtelling #moremochi


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Molly Mae
SEA BUNNIES ARE REAL. #Adreamcometrue


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Molly Mae
And SO cute <3 [Picture] #toocuteforyou


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Molly Mae
Wow, Ambrosia is beautiful. #gorgeous


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Molly Mae
[Picture] My new home. #Gildarts #Ambrosia #dreamcometrue


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Molly Mae
PINK. PINK EVERYWHERE. THERE’S EVEN A PINK PRINCESS #Favoritecolor #Pinkandpurple


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Molly Mae
Gildarts is just evil for keeping this place to himself for so long #primes


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Molly Mae
OMG THERE ARE FREAKIN’ ORCS OUTSIDE #GREENHORROR #BEHOLDFEAR


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Molly Mae
@Sylvia, I’m getting scared. Why did you have to leave me to pee? #necessities #GREENHORROR

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Molly Mae
GILDARTS HOW ARE YOU ON TV BUT YOU WON’T EVEN BOTHER TO SEND ME A TXT MESSAGE? #FuriousMOLLYMAE #Yougon’pay #ONN #meme[/spoiler]

Secondaries of Bar in the Town with No Name, before it was torn to shreds in “Alliances Formed in Blood” Bandits and shiz. There’s also Christa.

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Christa Adams
Another day, another too few fucking bullets. #reload #relife


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Christa Adams
So... To steal someone’s lunch money, or to steal their breakfast? #tobeornottobe #thatisthequestion


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Bargoer
*walks into a bar* Bandits. Bandits everywhere.


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Bargoer
Lookie here. Bitch knows Shakespeare. #welcometothemultiverse


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Christa Adams
Ugh. Need a drink. Well actually, like ten. #truth #FML


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Christa Adams
I’ll have one whiskey please.


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Smitty
@Christa That ain’t how it works here.


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Christa Adams
@Smitty AND JUST WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? #rulesareMEANTtobebroken #FUCK YOU


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Smitty
@Christa I’m the bartender. #youronmyturf #waytooverreact


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Christa Adams
@Smitty OH why didn’t you jus’ say so? #mysincerestapologiesbarmaster


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Christa Adams
#Myfavoritepersondidn’thavetowalkintothebar #hewasalreadythere #oldwivestale


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Christa Adams
@Smitty, One whiskey, light on the rocks. Don’t fuck it up. #orders


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Smitty
@Christa That isn’t how this works... Ugh. #submissive #pourin’shit #Idon’tgetpaidenoughtodealwithmercenaries


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Bargoer
@Christa So, you new in town?


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer The fuck is it to you?


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Bargoer
@Christa Fiesty. I like it.


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer Learn how to spell, bitch. #onetoomany #learnhowtotakeashot


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Christa Adams
Say your prayers, fucker.


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Bargoer
Lookie here. Girl thinks she’s named after Christ.


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer say that to my face you fucking wuss


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Christa Adams
Hear that? That’s the sound of my clip clicking into my gun, bitch. #cracksneck #cracksknuckles


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer I’ll make you regret you were born.


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Bargoer
@Christa Oh yeah? What are you gonna do blondie? Kiss me to death? #girlthinksshe’stoughshit


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer I’ll fucking kill you, bitch.


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TWNN Resident
@Bargoer @Christa hey look it’s Jessie fucking Pinkman #BB #References #multiverse


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer I’ll make you SCREAM like a girl.


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer You can’t see it, but right now I’m taking out my Beretta. #betteraimthanyou’lleverhave #OHH #dis


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TWNN Resident
@Bargoer Fuck man, you better ice that burn #sizzle #shegotyougood,bitch


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Christa Adams
@Bargoer Better start the countdown to your death. It starts in three seconds. Hope you can count to two. #fuckYOU


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Smitty
DARN. Why do people gotta kill people in MY bar. Go to the one across the street. #badbusiness


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TWNN Resident
@Smitty, Breaking bad? #multiverse


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Smitty
@TWNN Resident, No? #confused

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TWNN Resident
Oh, my BAD then. #puns


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Steve
@Smitty It’s the crazy ones that drikn the mots. #gimmeanothr


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Christa Adams
What the hell was that? I’ll be back in a sec. @Smitty, hold my beer.


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Smitty
@Christa but weren’t you drinking whiskey?


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Christa Adams
@Smitty, Exactly. Bleh. #gags #butineverturndownadrink


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Steve
@Smitty what do they call a bartender that drinks his own merchandise? #AWALKINGBAR #haha #toodrungk


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Resident #1
@Steve GO HOME YER DRUNK.


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Steve
@Resident #1 YOU KNOW WHAT? I /WILL/ GO ARCOSS THE SRTEET #fill’erup #yousucksmitty


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Christa Adams
@Smitty I’m back. Made a friend. He’s gonna pay my tab. #preparethegallons #sinning


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Christa Adams
@Smitty @Envy My favorite sin is gluttony, Sorry. #runningwiththedevil


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Smitty
@Christa wouldn’t be surprised if you were holding a knife to his back. But hey, I don’t judge the customers. #moneyisgood


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Christa Adams
@SMITTY SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUCKING SCRUB


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Christa Adams
Oh shit. Looks like I’ve got company. This fuckin’ guy in my rearview.


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Christa Adams
Hah, watch me drop-kick this fucker #forfunsies[/spoiler]

Written at or about the ONN news broadcast involving the chaos in coruscant, and the tournament at the Colosseum in Camelot

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Citizen of Coruscant
I’m afraid to leave my house & the streets just aren’t safe anymore #elopetocamelot #ihearthecloudsarenicethere #islandoasis


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Plebeian
@COC I hear Camelot isn’t much better, there’s no where to run to #oppressioneverywhere #uprising


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Plebeian
@COC You are prob better off in the Underverse with Diablo himself. #DISBLOWS #punintended #2punny


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Citizen of Coruscant
Who was that guy who died in the crash? And then what was all that afterwards? #curiosity #camelot


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Another Concerned Citizen
@COC Noclue but one things for sure, his death was staged. It’s a conspiracy man. #hippiewarnsofrevolution



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#1 Fan
I’ll bet ten OM bucks that someone kills that prime straight up. #payday


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#1 Fan
OUCH. That had to hurt.


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Random Bystander #1
OMG who is that guy just lying in the middle of the freakin’ field?

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Random Bystander #2
@RB1 IDK but I think he’s asleep. Or dead. I kind of hope he’s dead.


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Random Bystander #1
@RB2 He’s been like that the whole time, you think he fainted or something?


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Random Bystander #2
@RB1 Nah man, he’s totally dea- HEY WAIT, HE’S GETTING UP! #HYPE #RESURRECTION


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Random Bystander #1
@RB2 OH MAN HE MUST BE A PRIME. No one survives that shit and lives to tell the tale. Hope they got that on instantrply.


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Random Bystander #2
@RB1 You think they have what it takes to slay him #winthatprizeyo’


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Fan #1
OH MAN JUST WATCHED THE NEWS #ONN #YES


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Protestor for Peace
STOP THE GAMES! #endtheviolence #primesandsecondarieshaverights


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Civilian protesting for Primes and ProSecondary Rights
@POP END THIS OPPRESSION! #secondariesarepeopletoo #holdthissignwhileIusetheloo


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Protestor for Peace
THIS WAR NEEDS TO BE OVER. NOT TOMORROW. NOT TODAY. BUT NOW. #UPRISING[/spoiler]

Ambrosia with the arrival of Minnie Mouse!

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Molly Mae
SQUEEE MINNIE MOUSE *dies a happy death* #minniemouse #1fan


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Molly Mae
MET MY IDOL TODAY. Be jealous. [selfie] #minnieMOUSE


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Molly Mae
STILL NO SIGN OF GILDARTS, THOUGH. #missinglink #missingPrime #GINGERSHAVENOSOULSITELLYOU


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Molly Mae
He’s hopeless. #facepalm


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Molly Mae
Anyone seen a big red haired guy? #offeringareward #therewardiscookies #justkiddingnooneiseatingmycookies[/spoiler]

“The road so far” Secondary cast, with Bartender Jimmy, Mary Lou, STEVE and other guest stars!

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My name is NOT Jimmy
I swear if someone calls me Jimmy one more time #shotgunloadedmother[CENSORED]


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Mary Lou
@Jim boy, Don’t you worry hun, Jim’s a good alias for ya after all you’ve been through. Wouldn’t want the LAW gettin’ on your tail. #wink


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Mary Lou
Another day, another death. #don’tfear


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Mary Lou
Been a while since someone has paid me that much. Ah, feels good to be back. #priceoflife


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Mary Lou
Perfect place for me after I relocated. Might even stay a while.. #can’tresist #temptation #TWNN #barsceneisreal


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Mary Lou
Humans love their drinks.


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Mary Lou
The town with no name. Real quaint. #forlornsenseofdeath


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Mary Lou
You should have seen THAT coming, human.


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Mary Lou
Hell, I might even take few with me.


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Mary Lou
#Puns


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Mary Lou
Okay, that was another pun. Anyway, if anyone wants to have some fun, I’m looking for a few Primes to.. “Meet.” #SpotlightSearch


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Mary Lou
All you have to do is sign your name on the dotted line... #grin


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Mary Lou
Looks like my first victim has arrived.


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Mary Lou
Bit of a let down, but hey, beggars can’t be.. Oh wait. #morepunsbecausehell,whynot?


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Mary Lou
Too easy. #candyfromababy


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Mary Lou
The songs they play in places like this. My, humans are so simple #paintitblack


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Mary Lou
Some guy walks into my bar blood covered. 1-That’s MY job. 2-Who the HELL is he? #irony


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Mary Lou
Kind of want to see the look on his face when I rip his daddy’s precious jacket from his cold, dea- Oh wait. Nevermind #conspicuousAF

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Mary Lou
#foreshadowing


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Mary Lou
Too bad my new eye candy can’t stay a while. But of course, souls to sell... #wink #morepuns #sexappeal


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Mary Lou
Oh, so now you’re a bandit too? #Jimmywhyareyoucoverin’forthissonsofa[CENSORED]


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Mary Lou
Spree. And not the kind you think #wink


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My name is NOT Jimmy
Someone’s gonna die. #MaryLou #taken4 #left4dead


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My name is NOT Jimmy
@Mary Lou is my best server. #winkstoMaryLou #insidejoke #inonit #noonesuspectsathing #doubleagent


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My name is NOT Jimmy
Or am I?


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My name is NOT Jimmy
This guy walked into my bar, I asked him how many shots he wanted. He said just one, then I pointed to his wanted poster. #bang #noneedtoreload


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My name is NOT Jimmy
Oh the stories I could tell. #bandits


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Mary Lou
This is too easy. #repeats #wink #charm


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Mary Lou
THAT FUCKER BIT ME. I CANT BELIEVE HE BIT ME #PISSED


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Mary Lou
DREW BLOOD TOO. FILTHY FREAKIN’ MUDBLOOD #seethinghatred #multiverseandharrypotter

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Mary Lou
@Dean Winchester, You crazy son of a [CENSORED] I’ll [CENSORED] you and [CENSORED] your corpse!


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Mary Lou
FUCKING WINCHESTERS. I’ll kill you all. #Summons #becomesyourworstnightmare


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Mary Lou
Okay, I still haven’t gotten over the fact that he FREAKING BIT ME. #hellhathnofury #women’sscorn


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Mary Lou
Putting out a hit on you, Winchester. #preparetoDIE #onedoesn’tsimplyKILLareaper


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Mary Lou
Next time, I’m not JUST going to kill you. Consider yourself warned? No... Maybe, dead. With insurance.


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Mary Lou
When a reaper gets revenge... #singing


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Mary Lou
If I were you, I’d fear for your LIFE, @Dean Winchester.


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Mary Lou
You just won yourself a one-way ticket to hell. #threats #revenge #reaper #puns #seewhatIdidthere?


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Mary Lou
Rematch, Deany? I promise I’ll play rough, and pay you over tenfold. When I slay you, I’ll be famous too. #wink #legendary


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Mary Lou
When you’re in hell, tell your brother I said “hi” #supernatural"knowledge" #hint #where’sSam?[/spoiler]

Last but not certainly not least: Meanwhile, in the Vastly Deeps

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Behemoth
Hello, everyone.


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Behemoth
Offering my services, for a price. #Emailmeandwe’llworkoutadeal


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Behemoth
Any information on the Crimson Wave will be met with a small reward. Location: Vastly Deep.


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Behemoth
Come alone. #Iwillbewaiting #andwatching


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Behemoth
Dead ends. Dead lies. Oh, and a DEAD BODY too. #sadistichumor


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Behemoth
Guy thought he was smart, could get one over on someone who can read minds. Nothing could have been more stupid.


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Behemoth
Dead men tell no tales #smirk


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Behemoth
I’ve met better HORSES than that. Susan was a good horse.


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Behemoth
Laws, death, and redemption. The prices we pay.


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Behemoth
My my, a proposed trade. What ‘ever’ shall I do?


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Behemoth
Got myself a tempting offer, do you think I should take it, @Millie? #DearAgnès


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Behemoth
Interesting response.


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Behemoth
If anyone needs me, I’m leaving Vastly for a while.


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Behemoth
Town With No Name, here I come #plotting #doombefalls #breakingtheLAW?[/spoiler]