OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Albert Wesker]

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The Check Man
Man I'm really glad I wasn't programmed with a functionality to smell things. Bet the scent of burning garbage and decrepit building is nasty.


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The Check Man
@KeepOnGuard I LIVE IN A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD THAT'S WHY


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The Check Man
Jeeze, you make one comment about raging fires and automatically people start giving you shit over it. #whatthefuck


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The Check Man
And here I thought I had gotten away from this when I was summoned here. Nobody even knew the stigma about Heel Navis here. GUESS I FUCKING DIDN'T. #judgmentalassholes #peoplesuck


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The Check Man
I may have gotten a little angry in that last tweet. I in no way meant to imply that EVERYONE sucks or is an asshole of the judgmental variety.


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The Check Man
@Mister Rogers No one's ever told me that before. I'm not sure if you're serious or just mocking me, but I'll choose to believe it was sincere. Thank you.


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CRASH AND BURN
@The Check Man FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS AND SHIT AND GET BACK HERE. MY PATIENCE RAN OUT YESTERDAY.


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The Check Man
@CRASH AND BURN My ever-eloquent partner in crime beckons me back. So I must go, I guess. #shit #ihatemyjob