OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Guu]

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Dash Weathers
Three new shops open in Ambrosia! Like guns, swords, and groceries? Learn more tonight!


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Dash Weathers
Ambassadors from the Horsemen come to Ambrosia! Diplomacy is a great success! Watch tonight's program for more!


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Dash Weathers
Are the rumors true? Is Guu really pregnant? Is Guu really 10-years-old? Would we be we really be shocked by any of these answers? Find out more later!


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Dash Weathers
Tonight, I finally settle the debate: Sty and Fry vs. The Loco Lobos. Which one is the best restaurant in the Ambrosia?


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Dash Weathers
Minor internet celebrity stumbles into Ambrosia! More tonight!


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Cain Retri
Does anyone even watch the Dash Weathers broadcasts?


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Darling Moonlight
@Cain Retri ...I can't really say that I do.


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Zack Camelon
@Cain Retri Who would? Based on the length of most of his reports, you get most of the story from the tweets.


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Dash Weathers
@Zack Camelon Ouch... double ouch...


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Mina the Pig
@Dash Weathers I watch them!


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Bonita
@Mina No you don't...


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Mina the Pig
@Bonita Shush Linda! I'm trying to cheer him up! #effort


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Dash Weathers
Well fine! I guess Ambrosia doesn't need my skill... I'll just take it elsewhere...


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Ace Moogle
@Dash Weathers HOLD IT! If they really don't watch your programs, how do they know it sucks to begin with, kupo?


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Dash Weathers
@Ace Moogle ...


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Ace Moogle
@Dash Weathers They watch because you are a guiding light of this city kupo! They look up to you to find the news stories they missed out on kupo!


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Bonita
@Ace Moogle Mina really doesn't watch it. She gets all her news from gossip.


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Mina the Pig
@Bonita Shhh, an important thing is happening!


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Dash Weathers
@Ace Moogle OBJECTION! If I'm really that important, then why do they mock me so?


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Ace Moogle
@Dash Weathers TAKE THAT! They mock you because they want you to improve, kupo!


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Dash Weathers
@Ace Moogle #shockreaction


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Ace Moogle
@Dash Weathers Where they lack in tact, they make up in big hearts and a love for this city and all it's quirks. #love #kupo


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Dash Weathers
@Ace Moogle I don't know what to say...


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Ace Moogle
@Dash Weathers Say you'll never give up, because we're all counting on you kupo!


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Dash Weathers
@Ace Moogle Thank you! I'll never give up! #resolute


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Slowpoke
@Zack Camelon OH NO HE DIDN'T!