OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Roger Smith]

Made after arriving at the city of Ambrosia and during his following exploration of the place.

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Adam Gaite
word of advice: never try and argue with crocodiles. #losingbattle

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Adam Gaite
y'know....for anyone who was curious. they're not great conversationalists, but they make strong points, even without biting. it's weird.

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Adam Gaite
also, crocodiles can read. #whoknew

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Adam Gaite
managed to make it out of the trees. still very much over being surrounded by them.

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Adam Gaite
found a village or town or whatever you call a gathering of buildings and people to occupy them that is approximately this size and population density. #names #howdotheywork

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Adam Gaite
it was under attack or something. i got to snipe some big green ugly things in the head. pretty poor excuse for an attack, though. there were more big green uglies but they ran away.

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Adam Gaite
the crocodile i mentioned earlier insisted that i refer to the aforementioned "big green uglies" as orcs. stupid reptiles correcting me.

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Adam Gaite
@EgregiousInquisitor HOW DID THIS GOD DAMN CROCODILE GET AHLD OF POOL NOODLES #whattheactualfuck

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Adam Gaite
@EgregiousInquisitor no, just...pelase don't tell me. my mind couldn't handle it. #mymindisfulloffuck

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Adam Gaite
gonna go see what's in this town now, I guess. better than wandering among the trees. #randomvillagewandering