Shit I See When I'm Tired

[Thaal Sinestro]

Aight, one last one before I shut up for a bit.

About a year ago, again LARPing, I started up fighting till about three. My friend is gonna drive us back to their house so we can hang for a little bit. It's an hour trip on it's own, and we get lost.

Finally, I am too exhausted to drive, my eyelids were uncontrollable. But I was navigating using the GPS for the person that took over. It's 0530 now, and were finally hitting the town where they live.

I am totally out of it at this point. Stop signs are jumping out, phantom vehicles are attempting to merge into our lane. My friend is desperately trying to get me to calm down, and I'm trying to chill too because I know it's all fake.

Suddenly I wake up from a two second doze and look up to see a horse and buggy in front of us on the highway, going about twenty to our sixty. Not only that, but it exists exclusively in white strobing seizure flashes.

Understandably, I am startled. I throw my hands up and slam the imaginary passenger-side brake, going, "WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH."

It was a fun night.