OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Guu]

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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
My greatest dream is to gather as many good honest people I can and take down all the evil factions


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
The Empire, LAW, PLF, New Babylon, Ambrosia, they’ll all learn true righteousness and justice.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu That includes you my little deceiver.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Uhhh… who are you?


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu Princess Sunshine of the Berry Blitzkrieg Kingdom.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Never heard of you.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu I’m quite surprised! It’s my people that formed a little colony in the Tangled called Langweilig.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Oh… shit….


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu I knew it! A child would never casually curse! You’re not a kid at all!


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Cut me some slack, you just bombed shelled the fuck out of me with that revelation.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu I’m on to you now. One day, I’ll rescue my people from your controlling grasp!


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Okay, first of all, a lot of kids swear, I’m just more open about it.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Second of all, they came to ME for leadership.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu They only came to you because they thought you’d deliver them “freedom,” but instead they got you’re brand of evil.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu I’ve heard the stories: trading with magical hellbeasts, treating animals like they were equal to humans.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine How are Moogles hell beasts?


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu Bat wings; dead giveaway.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Also, it’s hard not to treat said animals like humans when they're sentient and walk on two feet…


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu We all know how it goes, first you’re treating animals like humans, the next, you’re raping livestock.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine …how do you even come to these conclusions?


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu It’s only logical.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Uh huh… #facepalm


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu Hey! Don’t give me any of that sass, you’re the one causing suffering to my people.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine They’ve looked happy so far.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu They only THINK they are happy, but in reality, they are suffering.


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Guu
@Princess Bonbon Sunshine Wow, you’re a completely horrible person and I’m not going to answer your tweets anymore.


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Princess Bonbon Sunshine
@Guu Can’t ignore me forever! One day Guu. One day you're tyranny will end, and the good will triumph!