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Pepsi-man
I had a productive sit-down with the very reasonable Karl Jak earlier. We agreed that refreshments at every registration area is a necessity.


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Pepsi-man
Mr. Jak even agreed for those refreshments to be Pepsi products.


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Pepsi-man
I cannot find the tweet at this time, but to whoever asked where could they find the refreshments, some machines will be arriving shortly, at every registration facility.


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Pepsi-man
Also, vendors should be roaming the areas, towing Pepsi product wagons full of refreshments. Again, at every registration facility.


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Pepsi-man
Current list of available Pepsi products: Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Sierra Mist, Aquafina, and Lipton lemon ice tea. Suggestions are always welcome.


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Carter Pewterschmidt
My chauffeur almost splattered this poor fuck on a mule into the new random Pepsi billboard, near a way station in the Dunes.
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Would have taken a week to clean the oil from his skin off my hood.


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Ijiru
Came back to the Nexus to see what all this Dante's Abyss commotion was about. First thing I saw was this:
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Not sure what "Pepsi" is, but the colors captivated me.

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Pepsi-man
@Ijiru That is a state-of-the-art PepsiCo. vending machine. Desposit Omnillium and receive a cold beverage, guaranteed to quench the meanest of thirsts.