Tell Me Agnès

[Carn_Val]

Greeting, miss Agnès!

It's me again! I come with more questions this time, although I'm not sure if you can answer all of them. I got these questions from the local populace. I wonder why they got worked up after seeing your picture. Men are weird. I'll just list it all out followed by their names and lastly, my personal question. They won't stop pestering me...

"How old are you?" -Jack
"How tall are you?" -Jak
"How are you" -Jaq
"When is your birthday?" -Jaque
"You like muscles?" -Jock
"I'm pretty. Are you?" -Jacky

Here's some other questions from the other men who refuses to be named, I wonder why though?
Where are you now? -some shady guy with thick glasses
Are you single? -a wrinkled man
Do you have a boyfriend? -an 8 year old boy
What kind of man do you prefer? -a bear
What's your sizes? How big are you? -some image stylist's questions

and finally, my question. What do you think about this Dante's Abyss thing? Looks like a competition of skills and there's that shiny reward at the end that seems nice. I'm thinking of entering it since I need a bit of boost as a newcomer. That is all for now.

Also, I would really appreciate it if you answered the other questions as well since they're pretty much breathing on my ears while waiting for an answer. Help.

Sincerely disturbed, Carn.