OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

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Trisha
@Mina the Pig So what’s it like being a pig?


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Oh it’s great! I’m all pink and stuff! #pigsrule


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig Do you have a lover? #youknowwhatImean


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Well yes! I do!


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig Is it true that pigs have corkscrew penises? #needtoknow


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Couldn’t tell ya! I wouldn’t know!


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig But you said you had a lover!


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Never said a MALE lover… #dontswingthatway


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Nor did I say she was a pig…


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig OMG! #shock


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig Who are you dating? #gossip


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Linda! She’s a bunny. You saw her in the picture I showed you!


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig A bunny? <333


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Trisha
@Mina the Pig OMG! I looked again! She’s so cute!


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha Yeah, Colita is the best!


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Mina the Pig
@Trisha You know what? I’ll just hand the phone over to her. Her twitter is @bonita


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Bonita
@Trisha Hello


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Trisha
@Bonita Hey Linda!


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Bonita
@Trisha My name’s Bonita.


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Trisha
@Bonita But she said your name is Linda!


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Bonita
@Trisha Sigh #facepalm


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Trisha
@Bonita is it true rabbits have corkscrew penises?


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Bonita
@Trisha …WTF?


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Sylvia du Noir
@Trisha Why aren’t you helping us? We’re kind of busy here!

Mina the Pig & Bonita the Bunny ©Gaturo