OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Posted after Team Mugiwara defeated the Hariyama Hammers.

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Host Blaziken
The Grand Fighting Festival kicked off with a mighty blow! I'm not sure which's sustained more damage, Hariyama's body or his pride! #GFF


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Sumoman Hariyama
So humiliated, losing to that homo-sapien! Me, an elite master, beaten by a puny human! Argh! My undefeated streak is tarnished!


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Sumoman Hariyama
@Karateman Sawk @Judoman Throh How could you disgrace the team name with such an embarrassing loss?! Honestly, against a clown and a guy in a scuba suit?? Shameful!


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Karateman Sawk
@Sumoman Hariyama You're one to talk, you big oaf. We feel bad enough as it is, but Throh and I fought as a unit. We just need to train harder. #teamspirit


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Judoman Throh
@Karateman Sawk He's just bitter because he got TKO'd by a rubber band. Even that sly prick Scrafty performed better. #sorrynotsorry


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Host Blaziken
Taken into custody today, the hoodlum Scrafty will remain in chains until further notice for willful misconduct. Keep it clean folks! #GFF


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Sumoman Hariyama
@Judoman Throh Shaddap! By the way, either of you heard from him? I think Chief Emboar plans to hold him a few more days to teach him a lesson.


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Karateman Sawk
@Sumoman Hariyama Who cares? He's a bad egg, and we never should've let him join our squad.


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Judoman Throh
@Karateman Sawk Only reason we obliged was 'cause he offered to pay for refurbishing the dojo. Never expected the money was from a damn robbery of his.


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Chief Emboar
@Sumoman Hariyama @Karateman Sawk @Judoman Throh While I cannot discuss his sentence publicly, Scrafty is being brought up on numerous other charges including burglary and kidnapping.


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Machoman Machamp
@Chief Emboar Serves him right. Little pipsqueak has sullied the sanctity of our GFF. Keep 'em locked up, or let me get a crack at the thievin' thug.


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Pikachuuu
Pika Pi! He's a sore loser with no spark. I'm glad Lopunny put him in his place. She's adorable yet vigorous. Captivatingly energetic!


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Fleur-De-Roserade
@Pikachuuu Vrai, I must agree. Lopunny is a magnifique beautè. So nimble and full of grace. A remarkable candidate for our danseur équipe.


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Sumoman Hariyama
What's done is done. Time to go drown my sorrows in some pokepuffs.


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Karateman Sawk
I must double my efforts and push my body to the limit. #discipline


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Judoman Throh
Hittin' the gym and gettin' it in! #beastmode


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Host Blaziken
@Fleur-De-Roserade How about after today's matches we go off and have some berry juice? My treat! Maybe later you can show me some new dance moves!


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Host Blaziken
@Fleur-De-Roserade Did my last tweet not go through?


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Host Blaziken
I think she's ignoring me. -.- #rejectedforlife


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Machoman Machamp
@Host Blaziken Sucks to suck! Bahahaha. She's a bit out of yer league bro. I'll grab a drink with ya!


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Chief Emboar
That obnoxious bird brain never gives up does he? Geheheh. Points for persistence though chicken head.