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[Doomguy]

After Doomguy made the deal with LT. Jones

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Doomguy
So, I've spent the last few days living with stormtroopers. They have a barracks down on 6th's street, next to the coffee shop.


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Thought, you know, learn about them, get to know them. They are soldiers, after all. Maybe they're not all that bad #understanding


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Nope, they are all assholes. Jackass city down here, population: about 200 dick weasels. In plastic white armor


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Surprise, the organisation that's called "the Empire" is full of corrupt, angry bullies with superiority complexes #notsurpried


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Doomguy
A few people who have been following me since my argument with Guu have been asking about merchandise


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Doomguy
I do not plan on selling anything, stop asking. I really don't need the money. I'm getting out of Pee-wee's Playhouse ASAP.



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Doomguy
I just realized no one's going to get that reference