OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Gildarts]

The following Tweets are posted about Gildarts by the Secondaries of the Volcano Island (mob) after Gildarts blew up the volcano in the thread ‘Needless Carnage’ #VastlyDeep

PIRATE TALES

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Frank Vinzwela
THE VOLCANO IS ERUPTING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! #fear #Omni’srage


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Georgie Matzuda
Suddenly the shaking stopped! We’re saved, and the lava only hit @Frank’s cabbage cart. Poor Frank #Nocasualties #cartcasualties


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Frank Vinzwela
It wasn’t the volcano! It was an outsider! HIS fault! A shipwrecked pirate with red hair and a black cloak! Everyone in town meet at the coastline courtyard for the fight of your life #defendtheisland


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Georgie Matzuda
@Frank I think he’s a pirate of the Crimson Wave
#themoreyouknow #yourgoingtohell


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Frank Vinzwela
@Georgie Mazuda Wait. WHAT happened to my cabbage?!


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Georgie Matzuda
@Frank don’t shoot the messenger, shoot the b@$%*#! that did that to your cabbage cart #deadman


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Frank Vinzwela
@Georgie Matzuda YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! NOOOOO! MY CABBAGES!


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Georgie Matzuda
@Frank R.I.P.


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Georgie Matzuda
OKAY guys, the angry mob is FINALLY ready, where’s the darn pirate? #assemble #pitchforksandtorchestosaute


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Frank Vinzwela
HOW COULD HE HAVE ESCAPED? That dirtbag will pay, Crimson Wave or not, even if I have to call the Empire to do it! #Onlydeathwillsuffice #citizensofVolcanoIslandwillbeavenged #mycabbage


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Sal of Volcano Island
@Frank no way #thaman #empirestrikes


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Frank Vinzwela
@Sal you watch! #determined


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Sal of Volcano Island
@Frank Oh, I’ll watch alright #death


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CHIMICHANGAS
@Frank I saw him land on the island on the head of CRETUS! That’s right, the same deadly sea serpent that took out an entire Empire fleet! #Yerdead #revenge


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Frank Vinzwela
@CHIMICHANGAS he must be a prime—We as secondaries and natives to this island can’t just sit around and watch anyone with power stomp our homes and cabbage! All PRIMES must be stopped! #revolution


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Georgie Matzuda
@Frank whoa man, don’t take this too far. It was just cabbage.


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Frank Vinzwela
@Georgie Matzuda JUST CABBAGE? How could you say such a thing? This is about our RIGHTS as citizens of the Omniverse! Plus, it was MY cabbage. #beautifulcabbage

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Georgie Matzuda
@Frank it isn’t the Prime’s fault you parked it underneath a rock. Reblogging this. #idiots #fetishes


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Frank Vinzwela
@Georgie Matzuda You’ll see! All of you will! I’ll get my revenge on all the Primes that trapped us here! Not just this island, BUT THE WORLD! #deathtoprimes #powertothapeople #downwithomni #secondariesnotsecondarycitizens #mycabbage