09-07-2013, 11:37 PM
I apologize. I forgot that the internetz was serious business, my friend. Perhaps I can rectify this situation by detailing your extreme masculinity, and the degree by which you are superior to me in every way. I could then go into how, respectively, I am also far below the norm in every which way but particularly in regards to the size of my genitalia, whereas your genitalia are larger than the norm by a large margin. Woe be unto I, for I have gazed upon perfection and now know that I will never be more than an ant in comparison. A mere mortal in the presense of a God. Less than a speck of dust in the vast cosmos of your majesty. Of course, no apology can ever make up for the fact that I have spit in your eye, oh mighty one, but perhaps you might deign to show your vast mercy to your servant, in this most grievous of insults to your pride. I sit here, typing away in vain, in the miniscule hope that I might appeal to your humanity, and yet I know that you are beyond humanity in the same way that humanity is beyond a virus.
In short, BRING IT ON!
In short, BRING IT ON!