OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Roger Smith]

Made while sitting on the sidelines of a brawl in the middle of the street.

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Adam Gaite
ended up in weird high-tech city. may or may not be hallucinating right now, because i'm pretty sure there are stormtroopers around. #starwars

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Adam Gaite
definitely not hallucinating. those are stormtroopers. confusion has reached a new all time high. #whatisgoingon

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Adam Gaite
oh yeah also there are apparently some dudes. and one of them is a robot. and one of them has pink hair. and they're fighting or something.

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Adam Gaite
@Phillip Moon i'll thank you to take your unnecessary and unasked for hatred of the color pink elsehwere. that's just plain rude. #iamawareoftheirony

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Adam Gaite
oh, and the dues that are fighting. the robot one kind of just rolled up in a tank. and i think the other two are like....slow. or something. maybe they just don't know what tanks are. they were kind of stupefied. how do you not know what a tank is? #?????

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Adam Gaite
jeeze. they're just...all kinds of beating the hell out of each other.

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Adam Gaite
robot-dude may or may not have just gotten half his face slashed off by a sword. a literal, actual sword. normally i would bet on the robot in robot vs. sword, but in this case...

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Adam Gaite
robot apparently doesn't subscribe to typical face-having conventions. #roboface

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Adam Gaite
oh it is also apparently two-on-one? like the other two dudes are wailing on the robot-guy together. he's getting pretty beat up, but handling it pretty well. i think. i dunno much about robots. #science

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Adam Gaite
robot may or may not actually be a robot. i distinctly saw actual flesh. or something like it. for like half a second. ......might have been seeing things.

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Adam Gaite
@Lyle Glassman yes. yes i really am THAT bored.

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Adam Gaite
think robot may have just gotten knifed in the head.

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Adam Gaite
yep. that was definitely a knife in the head. he appears to be fine though. #badass

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Adam Gaite
i feel i should mention there have been a couple crazy lasers and energy blasts. it's kinda surreal. almost reminds me of the reckoning, back home. almost. #memories

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Adam Gaite
@EgregiousInquisitor yes. that reckoning. meteors, chess planet, weird time stuff, frogs and all.

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Adam Gaite
to anyone who didn't get that: you're better off. it was miserable. #context #relevance #sparedfromthemisery

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Adam Gaite
@The Chosen of Astora that was the most bizarre series of things i have ever read. and it was beautiful. your warnings iwll be heeded, strange confused knight-man. #lessontoheart

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Adam Gaite
it suddenly occurs i haven't cursed once in this entire session of nonsense. the fuck is up with that? must be slipping.

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Adam Gaite
@Guu those shirts should be illegal in every plane of existence. #toofuckingadorable

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Adam Gaite
FUCK IT'S THE COPS #stormtroopers #sirens #bookit #randompanic

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Adam Gaite
thank god for flying. #leavingnow