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[Gilgamesh]

Posted while walking back to his Kingdom

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Gilgamesh
You plebeians should check out the posters I have been putting up in the Dataverse. The truest novels of all the land! The one true king promoting the only REAL kingdom in this land. #shamelessadvertisement #newbabylon #voteforGilgamesh #ohwaityoucan'tvote #lol


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Gilgamesh
Ahhh…I cannot believe I am glad to be back in the Dunes. #KingofSand


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Gilgamesh
Now if you dogs would stop your incessant banter about my conquest, I would be delighted.


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Gilgamesh
You fools better silence yourselves before it is YOU who I hunt down next. #annoyingmongrels #pissedoff


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Gilgamesh
I have a Kingdom to get back to. My people are most likely in peril without their King, I have duties to attend to. #responsibilities #justkinglythings


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Gilgamesh
I can just see the top of my palace. I can't wait till I'm back home! #homesweethome


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Gilgamesh
HOLY SHIT OLD MAN! #imded #soded #oldmanisscary