Forum Game: Make a joke character!

[Drogon]

Character name: Omniverse Forum Member

Character source: the Omniverse Forums/Original

Character history: Alex was an ordinary college student who stumbled upon the Omniverse roleplaying forums while procrastinating on his schoolwork. Out of curiosity, he read the rules, signed up an account, and then to his surprise, was pulled into the Omniverse himself. He still retains access to the website somehow through the dataverse, and so is able to make contact with the OOC versions of the other player character prime, being both the In-Character AND the OOC himself.

Physical Description: Scrawny, pale young adult male. He has a mild case of acne and a bit of an off-putting half-grown beard. He isn't particularly physical, preferring instead to spend his time online writing fanfiction.

Stats:
ATK: 2
DEF: 1
SPD: 2
TEC: 5

Proficiencies:
Ranged Proficiency (1000)
Remote Control Proficiency (600)
Ranged Materialize Proficiency (600)

Powers:
Insight - Alex looks at another character's Roster page, learning about their moves, stats, and background. (1600)
Telekinesis (Basic) - By writing it OOC, Alex can make a nearby object move without touching it IC. (400)

Moves:
Chatbox - By participating in the Index page chatbox, Alex can learn any information IC that he learns there OOC. Anything mentioned on the chatbox by other players that he sees is learned by Alex in the Omniverse. Also, if another character interacts with the others in the chatbox as though they were in character, Alex can instantly teleport to that character's location ingame and that action will actually happen in character. (As a side note, WHEN YOU DIE IN THE GAME, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE - While Alex is dead, he cannot post OOC, including in the chatbox.)

Godmod - Writes other characters into doing things advantageous for Alex. If he does it subtly, the mods won't notice sh:

Actual Mod - Can write as the Site NPC's to help himself out. Also has some control over move approval, which is how he got these moves okayed in the first place - he did it himself.

Game fixing - Alex takes anything another player has agreed to OOC, no matter how reluctantly, and makes it happen ingame. This usually manipulates the environment or nearby secondaries into helping him defeat his enemy. This is totally okay, because the other guy was cool with it at one point.

Super Moves:

Text Limit (Utility, lv1) - Everyone else in the thread is limited to 500 words in their next post, and none of them may be adjectives, even if said adjectives are necessary for identification. Any ambiguity caused by these limitations can be warped by Alex to create the most advantageous possible situation for him.