OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Roger Smith]

Made after summoning his laptop and during his subsequent trip to the gate to Coruscant.

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Adam Gaite
been here for only a little while and already i know i hate it here, and i haven't even seen anything aside from this stupid white place.


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Adam Gaite
first i fall flat on my ass and get a damn headache, then my laptop falls outta nowhere. and lands on my head. augh. #stupidstupidstupid


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Adam Gaite
@MisterExposition are you kidding me? summoning shit? what the hell is this place? #thismakesnosense #headache #fuckeverything


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Adam Gaite
@GrammarMan go find a short cliff and take a long walk off it. i don't capitalize and shit, and fuck you if you have a problem with it.


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Adam Gaite
@GrammarMan also i'm like 99% sure that grammar and capitilization don't even have anything to do with each other.


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Adam Gaite
@GrammarMan no i don't think that was too harsh. you were a dick. i'm generally an unpleasant person. do the math. #noactualmathnecessary


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Adam Gaite
but about that summoning stuff... how does that work, now? i think i must have missed some kind of cosmic memo. #probablybullshit


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Adam Gaite
what the fuck is an omni.


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Adam Gaite
@MisterExposition now i see why you are called what you are. if only SOME PEOPLE could be more like you. #actuallyhelpful #fuckgrammar #stillhateeverything


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Adam Gaite
so wait you mean to tell me this omni fuckwad is the one who brought me here? what the shit man that's kind of a dick move. #seriouslywhatthefuck


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Adam Gaite
suddenly i remember i hate hashtags. #stillgonnausethemthough


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Adam Gaite
holy shit that summoning bs worked. now i can finally walk again. #fuckingawesome #gettingupofftheground


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Adam Gaite
i am a small crippled child. kindly go fuck yourself for thinking i am lazy. #hatredintensifies


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Adam Gaite
hmmm....wonder if i can summon my consorts to help me out? #wondering #whatcouldpossiblygowrong


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Adam Gaite
THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA.


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Adam Gaite
@EgregiousInquisitor no not those kind of consorts you dickwaffle. jeeeeeeeze, man, i'm 14 you sick fuck.


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Adam Gaite
@EgregiousInquisitor they're actually little lizard...things. they blow bubbles and make lots of noise. and that's about it.


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Adam Gaite
@EgregiousInquisitor no i have no idea what their original purpose was. but now they are kindly serving as a means of transportation.


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Adam Gaite
@EgregiousInquisitor screw you. i just decided this is what their original purpose was all along.


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Adam Gaite
@EgregiousInquisitor hey, they came from my damn planet. without me they wouldn't exist. they can repay the favor by giving me a lift or seven.


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Adam Gaite
@EgregiousInquisitor yeah whatever. i'm so scared. #fuckwad


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Adam Gaite
it suddenly occurs to me i have no idea where i'm going. #directions #howdotheywork