04-18-2018, 11:43 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-19-2018, 12:50 AM by The Emperor of Mankind.)
To: QOCI@canton.net
From: Vibrationfednoreply@omnimail,com
Subject: The last thing you'd want in your pocket
Number 17, Pocket Leg Pockets.
The last The last thing you'd want in your Pocket Pocker pocker pocket is someone's leg. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A mafia member uploaded a photo anonymously to the datavere showcasing a rat in a pocket pocket. With the statement: "These are the pocket pocket Pocket Pocket cooporations give you." Admittedly, he had a shoe on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 nexus standard time on day 6 of shipping, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Pocket Pocket factory in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the PP employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Tier 5, Coruscant. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Pocket Pocekt branch address was posted with wishes of a happy feeding to the fishes. 5 minutes later, the OMN (Omniverse news) was contacted by a seperate mafia. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: PP's "Tell us about mass leggings" online forum. The leg photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Coruscant standard Magazine contacted the PP in question the next day. When questioned, the spaghetti shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting.... fed." Mystery solved, by the dataverse. Now we can all go back to storing out belongings in peace.
From: Vibrationfednoreply@omnimail,com
Subject: The last thing you'd want in your pocket
Number 17, Pocket Leg Pockets.
The last The last thing you'd want in your Pocket Pocker pocker pocket is someone's leg. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A mafia member uploaded a photo anonymously to the datavere showcasing a rat in a pocket pocket. With the statement: "These are the pocket pocket Pocket Pocket cooporations give you." Admittedly, he had a shoe on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 nexus standard time on day 6 of shipping, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Pocket Pocket factory in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the PP employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Tier 5, Coruscant. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Pocket Pocekt branch address was posted with wishes of a happy feeding to the fishes. 5 minutes later, the OMN (Omniverse news) was contacted by a seperate mafia. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: PP's "Tell us about mass leggings" online forum. The leg photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Coruscant standard Magazine contacted the PP in question the next day. When questioned, the spaghetti shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting.... fed." Mystery solved, by the dataverse. Now we can all go back to storing out belongings in peace.