Direct Message to the Pockect Pocket Corpuration

[Erik Vrell]

To: UnicornWizzard@Omail.com
From: PocketPockets@Omail.com
Subject: Re: The Prospect of Pocket Pockets

Yessir/ma'am/other! Pocket Pockets can hold anything that you could possibly desire, including your explicit objects of even the most absurd lengths and girths. We at the Pocket Pocket corporation do, however, request that you don't distribute media containing images of Pocket Pockets containing items of mature entertainment. Pocket Pockets are a family friendly brand, and we value the sanctity of our image.

Simply wire us your payment on the official Pocket Pocket website and our professional delivery men will get your Pocket Pockets to you within 72 hours (time dilation included!).