04-11-2018, 01:01 PM
How dense were these buffoons, that they could not take the hint that he had been dropping to leave him alone? Warren Zimmer began running a program designed to trace the IP addresses, and physical locations of the individuals who had been spamming him - as he was tired of replacing his emails at every opportunity, and wanted this chaos to come to an abrupt halt. Therefore, for the sake of him being able to continue his trek to the Endless Dunes he had to find a way to make the spammers stop bothering him in the near, and immediate future. Ergo, the logical conclusion would be to do something to their computers so they could not continue to send him these annoying messages.
"This crap ends here," stated Warren Zimmer creating a Jumpdrive out of Omnilium. This jump drive contained a malicious AI that would attack the pocket pocket company, and the other spammers, until they gave up. It would latch onto them, and flood their computers with so much malware, adware and spyware that they would be unable to do anything, except replace the computer. Which, if he did this enough times would make them take the hint that he hoped they would get the message from. In other words - he was in no mood for this crap anymore.
To: Unidentified Sender (Pocket Pockets)
Subject: Your Product
If I buy your product - will you stop emailing me for good?
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Attached to the email was a virus that Warren had designed that the moment they opened the email address it would latch onto their computer. This virus would not destroy or damage the computer in the slightest. Rather, it would get him the information about the Execs of the company, including where they were located physically. It would then download another virus that he had created into their systems, that would commence crashing the systems so thoroughly it would take them weeks to rebuild, and would be cheaper to replace their computers. In addition no data would be recoverable. Furthermore, the virus would have planted something on their phones, or whatever they used for backups, that if they contacted Warren Zimmer again, it would happen again.
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To: Unidentified Sender (Pocket Pocket Pick Pockets)
Subject: Unwanted Customer Reviews, and Product Placement
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I find your continual advertisement of the Pocket Pockets are something that I do not wish to deal with. Therefore, I am politely giving you this chance to stop contact with me in the entirety.
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Attached to the email was a virus that Warren had designed that the moment they opened the email address it would latch onto their computer. This virus would not destroy or damage the computer in the slightest. Rather, it would get him the information about the Leaders of the gang, including where they were located physically. It would then download another virus that he had created into their systems, that would commence crashing the systems so thoroughly it would take them weeks to rebuild, and would be cheaper to replace their computers.
"This crap ends here," stated Warren Zimmer creating a Jumpdrive out of Omnilium. This jump drive contained a malicious AI that would attack the pocket pocket company, and the other spammers, until they gave up. It would latch onto them, and flood their computers with so much malware, adware and spyware that they would be unable to do anything, except replace the computer. Which, if he did this enough times would make them take the hint that he hoped they would get the message from. In other words - he was in no mood for this crap anymore.
To: Unidentified Sender (Pocket Pockets)
Subject: Your Product
If I buy your product - will you stop emailing me for good?
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Attached to the email was a virus that Warren had designed that the moment they opened the email address it would latch onto their computer. This virus would not destroy or damage the computer in the slightest. Rather, it would get him the information about the Execs of the company, including where they were located physically. It would then download another virus that he had created into their systems, that would commence crashing the systems so thoroughly it would take them weeks to rebuild, and would be cheaper to replace their computers. In addition no data would be recoverable. Furthermore, the virus would have planted something on their phones, or whatever they used for backups, that if they contacted Warren Zimmer again, it would happen again.
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To: Unidentified Sender (Pocket Pocket Pick Pockets)
Subject: Unwanted Customer Reviews, and Product Placement
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I find your continual advertisement of the Pocket Pockets are something that I do not wish to deal with. Therefore, I am politely giving you this chance to stop contact with me in the entirety.
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Attached to the email was a virus that Warren had designed that the moment they opened the email address it would latch onto their computer. This virus would not destroy or damage the computer in the slightest. Rather, it would get him the information about the Leaders of the gang, including where they were located physically. It would then download another virus that he had created into their systems, that would commence crashing the systems so thoroughly it would take them weeks to rebuild, and would be cheaper to replace their computers.