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[Erik Vrell]

To: wz@tamggrcanton.net
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Subject: Pocket Pocket review

Let me start by saying this. Wow! Before I got the pocket pocket, I used to drop things out of my pockets all the time. You wouldn't believe the embarrassment that I've got through so many times as I've dropped illegal blasters out of my pockets as I've tried smuggling weapons into Coruscant. But thanks to the pocket pocket, my days of being held at gunpoint and spending a quarter of my life in imperial prison are over.

The pocket pocket isn't just useful, but it makes a great gift for friends, too. I personally bought ten shipments and shared them with all my gang members. You should have seen their faces! You might be saying 'Oh, but isn't 150 OM a little expensive?' but to that I say the laughs we got when big Jimbo waltzed straight past imperial security with a heavy Bolger tucked into his pocket; priceless. 

I'm going to give the pocket pocket 5 stars, for its easy use, it's efficiency, and it's stunning capability of keeping militant rebels in Coruscant armed. Thanks pocket pocket!