04-10-2018, 10:44 PM
To: IQOC@DefinitelygonnagetRevenge.Net
From: [Unidentified Sender]
Subject: You Can Do It
Are you able to make lots of cool weapons with ease? Do you have a big arsenal of ways to kill things? Should you, by all rights, be the strongest person in the Omniverse?
Yet, at the same time, do you always lose to stormtroopers and random weebs welding Katanas and other weeb swords?
Are random upstarts able to beat you at every turn?
If you answered yes to those last two questions, or want assurance that you can crush your enemies, got to the Ashen Steppes today! By simply forwarding 2000 OM to git.gud.69@noscrubs.com and heading the the very middle of the verse, we can make you into the very strongest prime, or secondary. Heck, you'll be able to beat Diabolo in a fist fight.
I have heard great things about you Mr. Warren Zimmer. Don't disappoint me.
Disclaimer: The price of a Banishment Circle is not included. The training costs are for one hour.
From: [Unidentified Sender]
Subject: You Can Do It
Are you able to make lots of cool weapons with ease? Do you have a big arsenal of ways to kill things? Should you, by all rights, be the strongest person in the Omniverse?
Yet, at the same time, do you always lose to stormtroopers and random weebs welding Katanas and other weeb swords?
Are random upstarts able to beat you at every turn?
If you answered yes to those last two questions, or want assurance that you can crush your enemies, got to the Ashen Steppes today! By simply forwarding 2000 OM to git.gud.69@noscrubs.com and heading the the very middle of the verse, we can make you into the very strongest prime, or secondary. Heck, you'll be able to beat Diabolo in a fist fight.
I have heard great things about you Mr. Warren Zimmer. Don't disappoint me.
Disclaimer: The price of a Banishment Circle is not included. The training costs are for one hour.