04-09-2018, 09:07 PM
To: FQOC@revenge.net
From: [Unidentified Sender]
Subject: IMPORTANT PLEASE READ IT WAS ON THE NEWS
Warning! Your email account has been HACKED!
It is me! Your aunt Susan from Coruscant. The same happened to me, so I've come to warn you about how the robot overlords from the deeps are taking over the dataverse with mindcontrol chemicals. They hacked my email, and I was able to fix it by following the following 5 steps, and you can too! You better hurry. You've only got the next 20 minutes to complete them all or they'll escape your emails and infect your brain.
1) TAKE A PIECE OF METAL AND HOLD IT ONTO YOUR HEAD REALLY HARD FOR THE NEXT MINUTE.
2) METAL REPELLS THE EVIL MIND CONTROL HACKING. LOOK IN A MIRROR WHEN YOU TAKE THE METAL OFF. IF THERE IS A DENT, YOUR BRAIN HAS BEEN HACKED AS WELL AS YOUR EMAIL. ONLY HACKED SKIN WILL FORM AN INDENTATION. IF THERE IS NO INDENTATION THEN YOU ARE SAFE.
3) THIS STEP IS REALLY IMPORTANT, BECAUSE IT CAN BOTH CURE YOUR INFECTION AND MAKE YOU IMMUNE. IF YOU MAIL EXACTLY 512.18 OM TO hfhajd190481@pgha.com THEN YOU CAN BE CURED.
4) IT IS NOT SAFE YET! YOU NEED TO THEN SEND THIS EXACT EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW - THIS HAS TO BE AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE. REMEMBER, YOU DON'T HAVE LONG LEFT TO DO THIS SO YOU BETTER HURRY. MAKE SURE TO COPY IT EXACTLY AND NOT CHANGE IT. DON'T WORRY, THE EMAIL WILL FAIL TO SEND TO ANYONE WHO IS NOT INFECTED, AND WILL CHANGE ITSELF ON THE WAY TO MEETING THE PEOPLE YOU SEND IT TO! YOU DON'T NEED TO CHANGE A THING.
5) CHECK TO SEE IF THERE IS STILL A DENT ON YOUR HEAD. IT THERE IS ONE, YOU'LL NEED TO GET A MAGNET INSTEAD. HOLD THAT TO YOUR HEAD FOR THE NEXT 5 HOURS AND THAT WILL SUCK AWAY THE REST OF YOUR HACKING. MAKE SURE TO GET ANOTHER STRONG MAGNET AND USE IT ON YOUR PHONE AND COMPUTER AND EVERYTHING WITH YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNT ON AS WELL. ESPECIALLY THE HARDDRIVES. THIS PURIFIES THE HACKING AND SAVES YOUR DEVICES.
Thank you for your cooperation, The_Real_Warren_Zimmer. I hope to see you on your next birthday!
- Your aunt from Coruscant, Susan.
From: [Unidentified Sender]
Subject: IMPORTANT PLEASE READ IT WAS ON THE NEWS
Warning! Your email account has been HACKED!
It is me! Your aunt Susan from Coruscant. The same happened to me, so I've come to warn you about how the robot overlords from the deeps are taking over the dataverse with mindcontrol chemicals. They hacked my email, and I was able to fix it by following the following 5 steps, and you can too! You better hurry. You've only got the next 20 minutes to complete them all or they'll escape your emails and infect your brain.
1) TAKE A PIECE OF METAL AND HOLD IT ONTO YOUR HEAD REALLY HARD FOR THE NEXT MINUTE.
2) METAL REPELLS THE EVIL MIND CONTROL HACKING. LOOK IN A MIRROR WHEN YOU TAKE THE METAL OFF. IF THERE IS A DENT, YOUR BRAIN HAS BEEN HACKED AS WELL AS YOUR EMAIL. ONLY HACKED SKIN WILL FORM AN INDENTATION. IF THERE IS NO INDENTATION THEN YOU ARE SAFE.
3) THIS STEP IS REALLY IMPORTANT, BECAUSE IT CAN BOTH CURE YOUR INFECTION AND MAKE YOU IMMUNE. IF YOU MAIL EXACTLY 512.18 OM TO hfhajd190481@pgha.com THEN YOU CAN BE CURED.
4) IT IS NOT SAFE YET! YOU NEED TO THEN SEND THIS EXACT EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW - THIS HAS TO BE AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE. REMEMBER, YOU DON'T HAVE LONG LEFT TO DO THIS SO YOU BETTER HURRY. MAKE SURE TO COPY IT EXACTLY AND NOT CHANGE IT. DON'T WORRY, THE EMAIL WILL FAIL TO SEND TO ANYONE WHO IS NOT INFECTED, AND WILL CHANGE ITSELF ON THE WAY TO MEETING THE PEOPLE YOU SEND IT TO! YOU DON'T NEED TO CHANGE A THING.
5) CHECK TO SEE IF THERE IS STILL A DENT ON YOUR HEAD. IT THERE IS ONE, YOU'LL NEED TO GET A MAGNET INSTEAD. HOLD THAT TO YOUR HEAD FOR THE NEXT 5 HOURS AND THAT WILL SUCK AWAY THE REST OF YOUR HACKING. MAKE SURE TO GET ANOTHER STRONG MAGNET AND USE IT ON YOUR PHONE AND COMPUTER AND EVERYTHING WITH YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNT ON AS WELL. ESPECIALLY THE HARDDRIVES. THIS PURIFIES THE HACKING AND SAVES YOUR DEVICES.
Thank you for your cooperation, The_Real_Warren_Zimmer. I hope to see you on your next birthday!
- Your aunt from Coruscant, Susan.
Quote:OOC Note: Don't actually do that, lol. Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX signed up with Warren's email to lots of dodgy websites.