01-02-2018, 12:23 AM
The sounds of wheels screeching could barely be heard over the bombs and gunfire that surrounded the darkness. Opening his eyes painted a worse picture for Desman, as he saw the blood red sky shooting past him, and two faces, one a black haired almost metallic looking woman, the other a red hair man in a pirate getup. The faces didn’t seem to surprise him as much as the situation though. “Where are we, what are those noises?”
“Don’t you remember? We’re at war sargent.” The pirate responded.
“War?!” The robot was heavily surprised but this comment. “And what’s this pain I have in my (insert body part last hit to kill)?”
“That would the bullet sir.” It was the girl this time, oddly calm for saying someone had been shot. Desman would’ve questioned it if it hadn’t had been for the fact that he too was oddly calm.
“Well where are we going?” Desman couldn’t remember any of this, but figured he should play along until he figured out what was happening.
“Back to base sargent.” The speaker then looked up with his one uneyepatched eye, before adding. “And there it is now.”
Desman lifted his head up a bit to see the old abandoned run-down shack they were entering, the only thing healthy about it were the small amounts of robots and red headed males that were inside.
“Sorry about the accommodations sir, this is the best we could do with Dark Amour terrorizing the place.”
Suddenly a rumble could be heard from outside the newly entered building, one of the people at the window frantically screaming ‘He’s here, He’s here.’ The woman reached down towards the ground to pick up a baseball bat so that Desman didn’t see it until she mouthed the words ‘I’m sorry.’ and hit him in the head with it.
“Don’t you remember? We’re at war sargent.” The pirate responded.
“War?!” The robot was heavily surprised but this comment. “And what’s this pain I have in my (insert body part last hit to kill)?”
“That would the bullet sir.” It was the girl this time, oddly calm for saying someone had been shot. Desman would’ve questioned it if it hadn’t had been for the fact that he too was oddly calm.
“Well where are we going?” Desman couldn’t remember any of this, but figured he should play along until he figured out what was happening.
“Back to base sargent.” The speaker then looked up with his one uneyepatched eye, before adding. “And there it is now.”
Desman lifted his head up a bit to see the old abandoned run-down shack they were entering, the only thing healthy about it were the small amounts of robots and red headed males that were inside.
“Sorry about the accommodations sir, this is the best we could do with Dark Amour terrorizing the place.”
Suddenly a rumble could be heard from outside the newly entered building, one of the people at the window frantically screaming ‘He’s here, He’s here.’ The woman reached down towards the ground to pick up a baseball bat so that Desman didn’t see it until she mouthed the words ‘I’m sorry.’ and hit him in the head with it.
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Yuuka Kazami
es is like that one meme like... "How many levels of Omniverse are you on?"Revan Noctis : Desman what are you currently doing in the omniverse?
Desman Black: I'm faking an engagement to a sex deamon to stop two samurai I accidently summoned whipping them in half, while also trying to stop them from doing the same thing to my best freind who is currently having relations with said deamon, and wh has now accidently summoned his previous girlfreind. So you know... normal stuff