12-16-2017, 06:36 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-17-2017, 03:38 AM by The Emperor of Mankind.)
The emperor was doing what he normally did on a night when little kitten wasn’t around; talk to himself, apparently cry and wait for the forces of chaos to slowly chip away at his soul until he was nothing but an empty husk. Oh well, at least he had his Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker with Tzeench later so he could look forward to that. He felt a piece of his soul break off and drift into nothingness, he didn’t know which part of him it was but it was almost certainly important.
The soul fragment drifted through the immaterium, as it gained consciousness it battled countless daemons until it came across the realm of the gods. It chose the realm of Nurlge to enter as the shard had seen what the god had done to throne emperor, but it had also seen what will happen to itself soon enough. It entered the plague gardens and was instantly attacked by thousands of plaguebearers, pox walkers and nurglings, each attempting to corrupt and sicken the shard as it walked towards Nurgle's castle. Mortarion himself arrived to strike down the emperor but his scythe was no match for the shard’s sword and armour. Mortarion had ran away from it as soon as he saw what had happened and commanded the daemons to come back with him to gain reinforcements and wipe out the shard in a rush, but it would be too late. Nurgle was torn away from his cauldron for once, gargantuan hands holding vials of posion. The shard gazed into the future, his time had come. It rushed the god of decay and as a vial was about to hit its blessed armour, a flash of white appeared and the shard was gone. The vial hit the ground and broke, delaying Nurgle’s perfect disease for maybe even a second more. The shard, now on a throne, saw a giant white humanoid figure in front of them. It told the shard about what they were and giving it a large, shimmering ball. The shard appeared by a fountain in the shape of the golden palace. The shard decided that it was the new throne emperor as it was the first to arrive in this realm. The text to speech device turned on;
“Well fiddlefucks, time to see if everything is as shit as I predicted.“
The emperor turned around and saw a woman in a lab coat with brown gloves. She was in a car but had stopped to stare at the emperor. He still didn’t know much about what this place was, only what he had seen of it. The emperor attempted to get her attention.
“Hello lady, I am the emperor of mankind and would kindly like to know where the everloving fuck I am right now.“
The soul fragment drifted through the immaterium, as it gained consciousness it battled countless daemons until it came across the realm of the gods. It chose the realm of Nurlge to enter as the shard had seen what the god had done to throne emperor, but it had also seen what will happen to itself soon enough. It entered the plague gardens and was instantly attacked by thousands of plaguebearers, pox walkers and nurglings, each attempting to corrupt and sicken the shard as it walked towards Nurgle's castle. Mortarion himself arrived to strike down the emperor but his scythe was no match for the shard’s sword and armour. Mortarion had ran away from it as soon as he saw what had happened and commanded the daemons to come back with him to gain reinforcements and wipe out the shard in a rush, but it would be too late. Nurgle was torn away from his cauldron for once, gargantuan hands holding vials of posion. The shard gazed into the future, his time had come. It rushed the god of decay and as a vial was about to hit its blessed armour, a flash of white appeared and the shard was gone. The vial hit the ground and broke, delaying Nurgle’s perfect disease for maybe even a second more. The shard, now on a throne, saw a giant white humanoid figure in front of them. It told the shard about what they were and giving it a large, shimmering ball. The shard appeared by a fountain in the shape of the golden palace. The shard decided that it was the new throne emperor as it was the first to arrive in this realm. The text to speech device turned on;
“Well fiddlefucks, time to see if everything is as shit as I predicted.“
The emperor turned around and saw a woman in a lab coat with brown gloves. She was in a car but had stopped to stare at the emperor. He still didn’t know much about what this place was, only what he had seen of it. The emperor attempted to get her attention.
“Hello lady, I am the emperor of mankind and would kindly like to know where the everloving fuck I am right now.“