Evil Lies You Told Your Siblings/Were Told

[Kelly MacAryn]

As a young child, my father told me that "el-ee-tee-es-jee-oh" was Spanish for "Let's go." He is the God-Emperor of Dad Jokes and Associated Wordplay, and as such he repeated this often over a period of several months.

I believed him, and didn't put together that he was just spelling the damn word until I was TEN.