Separate from the Santa thread.
When I was in primary school, my brother and his friends told me that there was a vampire, a specific vampire, who was after me and that when I got home, I had to board up the house and furniture and stay awake the whole night, NO MATTER WHAT. I spent the whole day fretting about this, and the moment I got in the house, I told my mum to start boarding up the windows. My brother started laughing and the lie unravelled pretty fast, though I watched my windows that night.
We also told my younger stepbrother (when I was older) that aliens were real and that they wanted to abduct him. When he really started freaking out, my other two, older stepbrothers laughed and said "Don't worry, there aren't any aliens out there."
"..."
"BECAUSE WE'RE ALL ALIENS!"
Cue screaming.
What terrible things did your older siblings tell you, or vice versa?
When I was in primary school, my brother and his friends told me that there was a vampire, a specific vampire, who was after me and that when I got home, I had to board up the house and furniture and stay awake the whole night, NO MATTER WHAT. I spent the whole day fretting about this, and the moment I got in the house, I told my mum to start boarding up the windows. My brother started laughing and the lie unravelled pretty fast, though I watched my windows that night.
We also told my younger stepbrother (when I was older) that aliens were real and that they wanted to abduct him. When he really started freaking out, my other two, older stepbrothers laughed and said "Don't worry, there aren't any aliens out there."
"..."
"BECAUSE WE'RE ALL ALIENS!"
Cue screaming.
What terrible things did your older siblings tell you, or vice versa?
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