The usual people and unusual talks

[Guu]

"I don't know." said Alphys nervously, dreading the inevitable scolding. "A-as I stated, I don't live here, I'm only in town to see Undyne. I work out of the Vasty."

"To be fair, we just got back from that mission." Stated Sans.

"I see, so you can fill me in, Sans?" He said, he hadn't broken his gaze from alphys.

"Well, there was this evil tree, it was turning the forest into evil wood demons. Guu, Undyne, me, and Ice Bear went there, took care of it."

Finally, the doctor averted his gaze from the drake and looked at the other skeleton in the room

"Wait, Ice Bear?" Gaster stumbled on his words a bit. "Like a bear made of ice? Never heard of that monster."

"He's not from our universe apparently." He said with a chuckle. "You don't have to worry about him, he's chill."

"Hmph." He responded, rubbing his chin. "So you work with the Princess?"

"Eh, this was the first time."

"What's her personality like? How's her thirst for power?"

"I dunno, she hasn't done any advertising deals with the energy drinks yet."

Suddenly, people outside started yelling, some in joy, some in fear. It was too far away and muddled to make out. The waitress suddenly got a text on her phone.

"Oh, whattayaknow, Guu's back in town." She said, uncertain what reaction she should give to this news. "Well, having her in the palace again with bring more business here."

"Ah! It appears I may have a chance to meet her myself!" Said Gaster intrigued, when suddenly a giant foot landed just outside, causing everyone nearby to jump.



"What do you mean Molly's at school?" Guu complained into her tiny tiny cellphone.

"I mean that she's at school!" Said Sylvia on the other end.

"When did she start going to school?"

"A month ago!"

"But I thought she didn't need to because she's a prodigy or something!"

"You still need to go to school when you're a prodigy!"

"Darn, and I'm back in town and everything, good to make good on the promise I made."

"Yeah, I noticed, why are you 50 feet tall?"

"Oh, shoot," Guu responded plainly, looking herself over, "what an accident."

"How do you accidentally grow 50 feet tall?"

"Well, I thought I'd try a new look."

"Shrink yourself down, now!"

"Fine."

Guu's body stretches out above and then snaps into her normal size. She presses her now normal sized phone back onto her ear.

"Okay, I'm small now."

"Yes, I saw that. Thank you."

"Do I need to change out of the Crying Breakfast Friends t-shirt?"

"Hmmm, nah, I doubt anyone would expect anything else from you."

Guu shapeshifts her clothes to her normal outfit anyways.

"So, since Molly is busy with school, anything I need to take care of right away?"

"We have a new prime in town, the Gaster fellow." Explained Sylvia. "We've got Sans with him now, but maybe a chat with him will smoothen out that edge a bit. Or maybe it'll get him running."

"Okay." Guu said, hanging up her phone before scanning for Sans in her immediate proximity,