A Waifu/Husbando list?! Well, let's get that #1 spot... on BOTH! :hur: Because I'm that awesome.
+Passionate about EVERYTHING!
+Sensitive
+Protective (but not overprotective)
+Cuddly
+Honest to earth
+Loves anime
+Is the biggest of weebs
+Will absolutely cosplay with you
+Will lift your spirits instantly
+Great with children
+Immensely optimistic
+Loyal as fuck. No risk of cheating here, ever
+Good at making friends
+Can cook
+Friggin' strong (and eager to show it off)
+Despite strong attire, no ugly bodybuilder body, bloated muscles, sixpack...
+You'll save a lot of money on Barbecue skewers
+Looks great in bikinis and sports clothes
+Tends to show much skin because gills
+Eyepatch adds +10 to anime-ness
+Smooth as fuck skin
+Mermaid levels of sexy swimming skills
+/- Somewhat naive (what? It's cute!)
+/- Likes to give lifts a little much, you may not get to walk a lot
+/- Be prepared to be called a weenie. In an endearing way but still
+/- Has a lot of manliness for a girl
-Is strongly predisposed against humans
-Enjoys suplexing things for no reason a little too much
-Can't lie because warrior's honor. And if she tried to lie she'd be very easy to read
-Sometimes too passionate
-Does not do well in hot environments
-Very competitive
-Piranha teeth make nibblings/french kisses/etc. dangerous
+Passionate about EVERYTHING!
+Sensitive
+Protective (but not overprotective)
+Cuddly
+Honest to earth
+Loves anime
+Is the biggest of weebs
+Will absolutely cosplay with you
+Will lift your spirits instantly
+Great with children
+Immensely optimistic
+Loyal as fuck. No risk of cheating here, ever
+Good at making friends
+Can cook
+Friggin' strong (and eager to show it off)
+Despite strong attire, no ugly bodybuilder body, bloated muscles, sixpack...
+You'll save a lot of money on Barbecue skewers
+Looks great in bikinis and sports clothes
+Tends to show much skin because gills
+Eyepatch adds +10 to anime-ness
+Smooth as fuck skin
+Mermaid levels of sexy swimming skills
+/- Somewhat naive (what? It's cute!)
+/- Likes to give lifts a little much, you may not get to walk a lot
+/- Be prepared to be called a weenie. In an endearing way but still
+/- Has a lot of manliness for a girl
-Is strongly predisposed against humans
-Enjoys suplexing things for no reason a little too much
-Can't lie because warrior's honor. And if she tried to lie she'd be very easy to read
-Sometimes too passionate
-Does not do well in hot environments
-Very competitive
-Piranha teeth make nibblings/french kisses/etc. dangerous
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