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The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 08-15-2017
The Omniverse Waifu/Husbando List
Who is the best Waifu/Husbando? Is it your character? Is it someone else's? Luckily for you, I'm making a list to suit all your trashy needs.
How it's going to work: Comment your character(s) with some reasons and I'll add them to the list at the top post (if you're suggesting an NPC give a relevant info link). Based on popular opinion, I'll reorder and update the list every few days or so, fitting them in based on the arguments you made - or those made by others. If I haven't updated in a while, just complain at me or something.
The Waifu list:
- Ebonywood Hellscythe
- Ash
- Samus
- Sister Evangeline
- Amaterasu
- Jade Harley
- Angel Fisher
- Yuuka Kazami
- Clownpiece
- Belle
- Summer
- Sonny
- Harlan Higgs
- Victor Wolfe
- Dane Regan
- Takanomiya Hijiri
- Desman Black
- Perfect Cell
- All Might
- Dust
- Jak Mar
- The Vision
- Gunther Stein
- Madotsuki
- Gaston
- Alex Mercer
- Semi-Perfect Cell
- 13-Jzall
- Larfleeze
- Imperfect Cell
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Handsome Jack - 08-15-2017
Imperfect Cell
*is great at sucking.
*wants you inside him.
*says he can't be Perfect/complete without you.
*took an entire Battleball Team at the samd time.
*6 foot long appendage.
Semi-Perfect Cell
*totally ripped.
*dem lips.
*appendage is longer and thicker.
*fixates on you.
*still needs you to be complete/Perfect.
Perfect Cell
*looks like Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds had a love child that was breastfed by Jessica Alba.
*appendage can grow or shrink as needed.
*fine with doing nothing at all for days on end.
*dem muscles.
*infinite energy means he never gets tired.
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Summer - 08-15-2017
Summer:
+Makes a nice air conditioner during the summer
+Eats fear so you'll never be afraid of anything again
+Extremely loyal, will never abandon
+Monster’s Honor. Will never break promises
+Super strong and energetic. Say goodbye to physical labor.
+Very driven. Will always accomplish something when he sets his mind to it.
-But good luck trying to talk him out of the bad decisions.
+Can provide the perfect excuse to miss an event with the snap of his fingers. "Sorry, it's really coming down over here. It wouldn't be safe to drive"
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+Minor shapeshifter. Can’t change face drastically but can become a different version of himself to match your preferences (Into old men? Into lolis? Summer’s capable of becoming both and everything in between.)
++Excellent cook.
+/-Wild and impulsive. If you prefer a slow and quiet life, he’s not for you.
+/-Actually a giant dork. Shower him with affection and watch him blush and stutter*
+/-Emotional. You’ll always know how he’s feeling, but those feelings are intense.
+/-Likes dreary places. Hope you share that taste.
+/-Likes rain. A lot. You might not see the sun often.
+/-Hermit. Cities make him nervous.
-Technophobe.
-Embodiment of storms. Expect a lot of things to be destroyed accidentally.
-Likes fighting. Expect him to punch people who look at him cross. (Will not punch you tho)
-Cannibal
-Ageless spirit of the weather. Will outlive you.
*predicated on him also liking the person showering him with affection. He won’t get all silly and red if some random person does it.
Sonny:
+Perfect for cuddling during winter
+Eats fear so you'll never be afraid again
+Will take a bullet for you. And probably shrug it off.
+Very calm. He will help you slow down, cool off, and work through your problems.
+Quick learner and very open to new ideas.
+Also good at teaching. Both of you will learn a lot from each other.
+Strong, but not energetic.
+Never again will it rain on your parade. It'll always be the perfect weather to do whatever.
++Very good at managing finances and household stuff. You don’t need to worry about it.
+/-Stoic. He won’t drag people up or down with his moods, but also doesn’t show them as much.
+/-Slow and deliberate. If you like life wild and fast-paced, he’s not for you.
+/-Repels weather. Lots of sunshine! But no more snow days :,(
+/-Thorough and focused. Nothing eludes him, but also he might not notice you until he finishes whatever he’s doing.
-High body temperature means he sucks to be around in the summer.
-Stubborn. Those around him move at his pace.
-Ageless spirit of the weather. Will outlive you.
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - PepsiYuuka - 08-16-2017
Yuuka:
+All the appeal of a MILF with none of the actual children.
+And, I mean, she's pretty hot, and that's what counts, right?
+Would probably never ask you for any kind of gifts- isn't materialistic.
+Has a really neat mansion.
+Your garden will be the greatest on the planet.
+Protective, but isn't usually overprotective to the point of dominating your life.
+She is like... actually nice sometimes. I swear.
+Doesn't break promises.
+/-Advanced Tsundere.
+/-Something of a trickster still. She'll keep you on your toes.
+/-Probably drags her partner out to the garden like, every day.
-Will probably outlive you.
-Might not be a good idea to break up with her to her face.
-Gets into trouble. A lot.
+++The Moe in Youkai Moe definitely stands for
[spoiler]Gap Moe.[/spoiler]
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 08-16-2017
Updated somewhat arbitrarily. Added in my characters just because I can. I'll update again as long as things continue to change or more compelling points are made.
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Desman Black - 08-16-2017
Desman Black
+Is Ash's Hasbando, need I say more?
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Belle - 08-16-2017
Belle:
+ Has an easy to remember name?
+ Driven pseudo martial-"artist"/aspiring hero.
+ Good person that tries to do good things, instead of just saying good things.
+/- Hinky dinky, a kind of free spirit when it comes to the bedroom.
+/- Has no patience for pomp. Fuck dinners at fancy restaurants, she'd rather see a movie and get a burger.
- Stubborn as fuck when she wants things her way.
- Slob.
- That hero/power thing? Yeah, that means you come second.
- You also might share second place with others in short order, because she isn't looking for anything serious.
- Kind of a sarcastic bitch and holds grudges.
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Gaston - 08-16-2017
No one is a good husbando like Gaston!
+Will protect you from any danger
+Charismatic
+Rich
+Handsome
+Very strong
+Good work ethic
+/-Genuinely wants to help people, may get in way of a relationship
-Stubborn as fuck
-Possessive
-Manipulative
-Selfish
-Not faithful
-Rude
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Madotsuki - 08-17-2017
MADOTSUKI
+ Empathetic
+ Open-minded
+ Good fighter
+ Fearless
+ Will avenge you
+ Loyal
+ Artistic
+/- Hot-blooded deep down
+/- Furry trash
+/- Wants to be the dominant one
- Reclusive
- Nightmare fetishist
- Grudges HARD
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Victor Wolfe - 08-18-2017
Victor
+Handsome
+always willing to joke or smile, even over bad situations.
+Cares far more about personality than looks
+Confident
+Honest
+Healing so recovers stamina very quickly
+Trained in all the arts of royalty so can wine and dine or ballroom dance.
+Is also an assassin who likes his drink so is just as happy in a cheap bar
- Megalomaniac
- Occasionally psychotic
- Prone to all of the seven sins and the things that come with it.
- If you sleep with him a zombie axe murderess might eat you.
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 08-18-2017
Everyone above this post is in the list. Feel free to complain and explain why you're chars are better waifus/husbandos than the other characters (just keep trashtalk within usual site rules).
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ash - 08-18-2017
Ash
* Has a fan-club already
* Husbando: Harlan Higgs (He gets me.)
* Sexy
* Mature
* Husbando 2: Desman Black (He needs me.)
* Guys love her.
* Flirtatious
* Calm
* Charismatic (In my own way)
* Great Dancer (Just ask anyone)
* Independent
* Open to New Things and New People
* Likes to Tease
* Dresses for all occasions.
** Loves to dress up!
- Kind of a Bitch
- Semi-Aloof
* Hawt
* Not Clingy
* Doesn't fit Stereotypes
* Has a Playlist
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Jade Harley - 08-18-2017
Jade
* has pet doggo
* is doggo
* arf arf!!
* likes nuclear physics
* frog-breeder
* musician
* uses emoticons and excessive punctuation!!!!!! c: c:
* a good friend
* cute AND deadly
* pewpew (lotsa guns)
* has actual star eyes *u*
* buck teeth
* extraordinary physical strength
* skilled with all kinds of weaponry
* can be insensitive sometimes
* wears many outfits, but not all at once, d'oh!
* soft ears
* green thumb
* gets lonely easily
* will viciously murder your enemies and bathe in their blood
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Larfleeze - 08-19-2017
Larfleeze
+ Cuddly
+ Rich
+ Tough
+ Will care about you
+ Has powerful tusks
+ Has a sensitive side
+ Responsible pet/god owner
- Possessive
- Stinks
- Stupid
+ Stupid
- Won't share anything ever
- Won't pay the bill
- Will take things off your plate
- Sits like a weirdo
- Is a six-foot-tall hairy goat/dog/boar man thing
- Greedy
- Very clingy
- rude
+ easy to convince to do things for you
- won't let you touch his stuff
- ruthless
EDIT: + will in fact put a ring on it
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - All Might - 08-19-2017
All Might
+ Muscles
+ Good with kids
+ Gentleman
+ Hero
+ Will always pay the check
+ Looks really good in tights
+ Confident
- but only on the outside
+ Will save your life
+ Will save other people's lives
- Will miss social events to save other people's lives
+ Symbol of Peace
+ Reasonable
+ Incorruptible
+ Will never cheat on you
- Will lie about injuries/inconveniences/worries
- Insecure deep down
- Will definitely bring work home
- Stresses easily
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ebonywood Hellscythe - 08-19-2017
Updated. Everyone above this is in the list. As before, if you're unhappy with your place and feel like you've been misjudged, feel free to lodge a complaint.
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Harlan Higgs - 08-19-2017
Harlan
+Rugged
+Roguishly Charming
+Not Unattractive
+Leads a Classy Gang
+Owns a Casino
+Is Generally Respectful
+Doesn't Break Bets or Spitshakes
+Nigh Indestructible
+Can Box Like A Champion
- Is literally dead
-Body is covered in grody scars
-Might go into a berserker rage and drink all your blood
-1950's value system for some things
-is a conman
-also a literal monster
-Irish
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Amaterasu - 08-22-2017
Ammy
+Is Sundoge
+Beautiful and pure
+Her children are all adults, you won't need to care for them
+Very pettable
+Floofy dog ears that also give away her mood if you have trouble reading her
+You can ride on her
+You don't need a canine pet
+Won't cheat on you
+Mature
+Caring
+Loves all living things
+/- Not materialistic at all (you'll save on expensive dinners and flowers, but she also dislikes luxuries)
+/- Enjoys sitting on your (and other people's) head
+/- Beware if you're an evil person/spirit, she'll destroy you
+/- Leaves rapid-growing vegetation wherever her feet touch
-Ink-coated strand of hair will probably leave marks on her bedsheets, walls she leans against, basically anywhere her hair comes in contact with
-Enjoys the sun and the day too much. Hope you don't need much sleep
-Smells worse than Satan's butthole if she gets wet in the rain
-Frequently travels to dangerous and corrupted areas
-Excessively spiritual
-Only speaks japanese and wolf
-Will outlive you
-Has birthed gods from her brother's sword (not a euphemism)
-If you upset her she locks herself into her cave and causes climate catastrophes due to a missing sun
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - Ash - 08-22-2017
I personally think that out of me and Sonny. He's way too nice of a guy to be a real Husbando. He falls under the "Nice to look at but has nearly nothing to give' catagory.
I also vote Harlan Higher than he is becuase he understands what a classy girl like myself needs in a relationship and gives it to me <3
Who cares if he's dead, and I don't even mind if he drinks all my blood, I'll respawn and be back for more!!
He needs come a little closer to me on the list, and since im obviously top teir Waifu, he should at least be within the top 5~!!
Additionally there are a few people I wish to move.
People that should be lower on the list:
Yuuka: MILFs are so 2000... And Tsundere is not a postive. Please..
Belle: Stubborn, a slob, and can't bother to take a little time out of her day for some lovin'?
People that should be higher on the list:
Harlan: I already said him, but I want
Dane: Laugh all you want, But the Fabio look alike deserves to be higher than the monkey wannabe!!
Desman Black: If he's good enough to be my husbando, even if its number two, he deserves to be higher than that on the list.
Perfect Cell: Come on.. He's perfection. His arrogance might be the only reason he's not number one. (Bug seriously, maybe not that high, but he shouldn't be the lowest 3..
RE: The OV Waifu/Husbando List - PepsiYuuka - 08-22-2017
Quote:Yuuka: MILFs are so 2000... And Tsundere is not a postive. Please..
1. Hey, you listed "Mature" as a positive too. That's basically what I was going for by describing her as a Not-MILF- a mature, full figured lady, as opposed to a cute teen.
2. It's not listed as one. It's listed as "your milage may vary." Your milage varies, what can I say- some people think a flustered girl is cute.
That being said? Add "Horrible Jokes" as a positive/negative. My Fault.