The OV Waifu/Husbando List

[Alex Mercer]

Mercer
+ Good looking
+ Sexy voice
+ Will eat waifu spontaniously and on command
+ Celebrity - everyone knows his name
+ Enjoys having his nails trimmed/spa days
+ Enjoys gossip, loves to get in Waifu's head and pick her thoughts
+ His own boss
+ Will take a bullet (or a nuke) for... love?
+ Theoretically has a million hearts - imagine all the love!
+ Can be all of your friends on command!
- Might or might not infect Waifu with a ... mild... sickness...
- Might eat other women on the side...

Gunther:
+ Not dependant on looks - he screwed a squid-girl after all
+ Protective - and good at it
+ Witty to a fault
+ Will post couples photos everywhere!
+ Is faithful
+ Enjoys snuggles
+ Enjoys food
+ Enjoys long walks and crime fighting
+ Licensed Masseuse
+ Volunteer Fire Fighter
+ Rock'n Abs!
+ Easily saves money
- Doesn't like to live "expensive"
- Can't cook for shit
- Alter Ego
- Crime comes first......
- Danger is my middle name
- Claustrophilia (Enjoys small spaces)