The OV Waifu/Husbando List

[Handsome Jack]

Imperfect Cell
*is great at sucking.
*wants you inside him.
*says he can't be Perfect/complete without you.
*took an entire Battleball Team at the samd time.
*6 foot long appendage.

Semi-Perfect Cell
*totally ripped.
*dem lips.
*appendage is longer and thicker.
*fixates on you.
*still needs you to be complete/Perfect.

Perfect Cell
*looks like Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds had a love child that was breastfed by Jessica Alba.
*appendage can grow or shrink as needed.
*fine with doing nothing at all for days on end.
*dem muscles.
*infinite energy means he never gets tired.