Forum Game: Make a joke character!

[Guu]

Here's a fun little creative exercise! Think of a character from any piece of media that you'd never expect to be a player character on Omniverse. Now fill out a character sheet for that character. Try to create the most out-of-the-box character there is! It's not for realsies, so have fun with it!
Note: If a character appears in this topic you want to play, don't let that discourage you. If you can make it work, then don't be deterred. We're just being silly.

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Character name: Red Brick Wall

Character source: The Amazing World of Gumball

Character history: He was just a wall, minding his own wall business. His best friend was a nearby manhole cover.
One fateful day, a kid riding a skateboard come barreling down his way. The kid yelled "Move out of the way!" but the wall cried out "I can't!" Insistent, the kid yelled out again "Move out of the way!" But the distraught wall could only yell in terror "I can't, I'm a brick wall!" If it wasn't for the quick thinking of his friend Manhole Cover, he would have surely been mildly hurt.
Nothing else of significance happens to Red Brick Wall. Well, except for getting snatched by Omni.

Physical Description:


Stats:
ATK: 3
DEF: 5
SPD: 0
TEC: 2

Starting Proficiencies (2,400): Physical Strength (1,000 OM), Area Shield Proficiency (400 OM), Debuff Proficiency (1,000 OM)

Starting Powers2,000) Survival (2,000 OM)

Starting Moves:
Fall On Someone (Requirement: Physical, Debuff) (600 OM): Brick Wall falls on an opponent. Not only damages opponent, but pins them to the ground.
Caveat: Will be stuck in the position for all of eternity.

What adventures await this character?
Upon landing in the Nexus, he promptly goes nowhere because he's a wall. The next newbie to come in will pick a fight with the wall hoping for an easy victory, forcing Brick Wall to use his only attack. And thus he winds up lying flat on his face for all eternity.

[Albert Wesker]

((Note: Not exactly a "joke" character, but still one I wouldn't expect anyone not as crazy as me to play, for....various reasons, shall we say.))

Character name: (Dave's) Bro; birth name Dirk Strider

Character source: Homestuck

Character history: Born from a Paradox. Adopted his younger brother, who was actually his Paradox dad/son, Dave. Raised Dave to prepare for SBURB and shit. Was a billionare because of online businesses. Lived in Texas. Was apparently a rapper. A good one. Pioneered, sold, and lived among Smuppets. Saved Dave as he tried to enter the game world by destroying a meteor. Ollied out on his rocket board. Later showed up to fight Jack Noir and attempt to Scratch the game session.

Wound up here after getting the shit beaten out of him by Jack Noir.

Physical Description:


Stats:
ATK: 3
DEF: 1
SPD: 3
TEC: 3

Starting Proficiencies: (2000) Physical Strength (1000 OM), Ranged Proficiency (1000 OM)

Starting Powers: Burst Movement (800 OM), Master Acrobat (400 OM), Stealth (1200 OM)

Starting Moves:
Shitty Sword Unbreakable Katana -- 300 OM
A katana. It's sharp, it cuts things. It's not really unbreakable, but Bro doesn't like to actually let onto that.

Shadearangs -- 300 OM
Throwing star type weapons in the shape of smaller versions of his trademark sunglasses. They're sharp, and he can throw them reasonably accurately.



Upon arriving in the Nexus, Bro decides to check out the limits of this "Omnilium" stuff. He quickly settles on summoning his best pal, Lil' Cal. Success. He promptly summons a tricycle, and with business now being the most serious sort there is, pedals his way furiously away from the Fountain. Ending up in Coruscant. Where he reveals the glory (and creepiness) of Smuppets to a nongrateful verse.

He mostly just messes around, catching SWEET AIR on his rocket board and running a Dataverse site that may or mat not cater to puppet fetish porn.

[Inlumia]

Got this from an old TV ad

Character name: Birdseye Fish Chipee

Character source: Ad for Birdseye Fish Chips

Character history: Created in the factories of Birdseye frozen foods, he and his brother there were sealed in an airtight container, frozen solid and for a while knew only each other, darkness, cold and occasional movement, leaving them mentally scared.
One day the container opened, and they were covered with it. Then they were shoved into an oven and baked, feeling everything.
When they came out they were poured onto a plate and left on a table. A giant creature came and reached for them. The chipees tried to get as far away from the hand as possible. One pushed another forwards and the others called out "Eat him! Eat him!"
The giant did just that. Then they heard a voice mention just how tasty they were and they replied as one "No we're not."
Then the giant reached for another . . . .

In the end there was only one survivor, because he fell off the back of the plate and rolled under the edge, out of sight.
The plate started the rise, exposing him, but suddenly he was summoned by Omni.

Physical Description:
A 5 foot tall fish chip with eyes and a mouth.

Stats:
ATK: 2
DEF: 3
SPD: 3
TEC: 2

Starting Proficiencies (1000): Physical Strength (1000 OM)

Starting Powers (3200): Master Acrobat (400 OM) Survival (2000) Shrink (800)

Starting Moves:
Body Slam -- 300 OM
As he lack limbs, he has only a limited range of movements. One is to slam himself onto his opponet
Kick -- 300 OM
Despite not having legs, he can somehow "kick" out with his lower half and not fall while doing so.

Personnality:
Messed up. After a horrible beginning, his first act of free will was to help sacrifice his brothers to feed the hunger of a giant monster while scared for his existance. He believe everything wants to devour him. Considering how tasty he smells, it is actually justified.

Future adventures:
Arriving in the Nexus he soon learned he could move around by "jumping" He also learned he could shrink his size.

He wonders away from the Nexus towards the Endless Dune and soon is attacked by starving bandits. That is how he learns he smells irresistable.
When he respawns he moved around a lot, trying to hide, but his scent keeps giving him away, and people keep attacking and eating him, forcing him to respawn over and over.

[Cloud Strife]

Character name: Hulk's Pants

Character Source: Marvel Universe, The Incredible Hulk

Character History: Made from an unkown, super strong and stretchy material, these pants somehow found their way into the grasp of Bruce Banner, becoming known as one of the most resilient, and indestructible accessories within the Marvel Universe.

Physical Desription


Stats
ATK: 0
DEF: 10
SPD: 0
TEC: 0

Starting Proficiencies: N/A

Starting Powers: (2000) Survival

Personality: They are pants.

[Guu]

(Author's Note: I'm playing a character as I'm writing this. The character I'm playing may not know rules that I would.)

Character name: Abe Froman (AKA The Sausage King of Chicago)

Character source: Ferris Butler Day Off

Character history:
(I’ve only seen this character in a youtube clip.) Abe walks into the restaurant with his two friends being all cool and stuff, he checks if his name is spelt right in the reservation before the book guy shows up. He doubts he’s the real Abe Froman because of his age and tries to kick him out. He doesn’t even bother busting out his ID to prove he’s Abe because everyone should know already, so he goes straight to calling the cops. I don’t know what happens next because that’s where the clip ends, but I assume the waiter guy gets his ass kicked by the cops.

Physical Description:

Young with black hair dresses awesome. He looks too young to be the Sausage King of Chicago, but that’s just how awesome he is.

Stats:
ATK: 5
DEF: 3
SPD: 3
TEC: 3

(I read somewhere you could permanently upgrade your stats, but I can’t find this part again, so I’m guessing how much it’s worth.)
Stat upgrades total cost: 400

Starting Proficiencies: Physical Attack Prof, Ranged Prof.

Starting Powers: Master Acrobat.

Starting Moves:
Gun (300)
Whenever he wants to, he shoots people with a gun

Fist (300)
He hits people with this fist.

I confirm that I have read and agreed to the Rules of Conduct.

[Isabelle]

Character name: Count Von Count

Character source: Sesame Street

Character history:
He was a regular in the mysterious neighborhood of Sesame Street; located somewhere in Manhattan. He used to live in an old cobweb infested castle on top of a hill where he would spend all his days counting. He was so obsessed with counting, he would even let the phone ring endless so he could continue counting the rings. This would encompass the entirety of his life until he was snatched up by Omni.

Physical Description:
He is a purple skinned vampire with slicked back hair and old hungarian outfit.


Stats:
ATK: 1
DEF: 2
SPD: 3
TEC: 4

Starting Proficiencies: (2600 OM) Ranged Proficiency (1000 OM,) Range Materialize Proficiency (600 OM,) Remote Control Proficiency (600 OM,) Buff Proficiency (400 OM)

Starting Powers: Shapeshifting (1400 OM)

Starting Moves:
Summon Number (300 OM) Ranged Proficiency, Range Materialize Proficiency, Remote Control Proficiency, Buff Proficiency
The count can summon numbers of various sizes. Said numbers are only a hologram, but using said numbers he can give his allies a lesson that raises TEC.

Tommy Gun (300 OM) Ranged Proficiency.
Rapid fire automatic weapon firing at 30 rounds per second.
Caveat: After he finishes firing, he must state how many rounds has hit is target, following it with an "Ah Ah Ah."

[Inlumia]

Character name: Google

Character source: Youtube series Parts: 1, 2 and 3

Character history:
He is the antropamorthic personification of Google, the search engine. As such he dealt with customer directly, much to his horror.
However, one day he suddenly was taken by Omni, and was happy to get away from all the people!

Physical Description:
See the link provided. He is a thin balding, white man in his 40's (I'm terrible at guessing ages)

Stats:
ATK: 2
DEF: 1
SPD: 2
TEC: 5

Starting Proficiencies: Ranged Proficiency (1000)

Starting Powers: Insight (1600), Hive Mind (400)

Starting Moves:
Spider swarm: (Requires Hive Mind, Insight)
Google is capable of summoning spiders to explore things for him. Google is able to use thir senses to gather information. The spiders possess Insight as well. (300)

Data Files:
Google can index all the information he has gatherd and presents them to people as files in folders (300)

Items:
Mobile Dataverse Device (100), Communicator (200)

Total OM spent: 3900 (I'm saving 1000 for an office base in the Dataverse)

[Isabelle]

Submitting NPC!

Character name: Dana-Chan

Character source: Omniverse Chat Room

Character history:
In her original universe, she was a master in glomping. It was spoken that it was her glomp techniques that destroyed the world. The worlds prayed for a savior, and Omni brought her thinking he could contain her power… but he was wrong.

Physical Description:
She looks like a japanese school girl with pink hair, rainbow eyes, D cups, and a skirt so short, you can see everything @.@

Stats:
ATK: 9
DEF: 5
SPD: 6
TEC: 10

Starting Proficiencies: Every single Proficiency

Starting Powers: All the powers!

Starting Moves:
Glomp: She glomps a single target, the verse she does this in will explode and everyone but her will die, but they all die happily feeling her love. They say this is the reason we don't have a "stereotypical New York" setting anymore.

Unlocks
First Stat increase, Second Stat Increase, Third Stat increas… you know what? All the stat increases. All the power cap increases!

Total OM spent: Not going to bother

[Alain the Carnedge]

Character Name: Michael Jackson

Character Source: Real Life/Omniverse Chat Room when we had that one discussion

Character History: MJ used to be the king of pop in his verse until he had a few incidents, and was pulled into the Omniverse. Now, he works in the dataverse, doing what he does best: being the king.

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Stats:
Attack: 4
Defense: 2
Speed: 4
Technique: 10

Proficiencies: All of them

Powers: Does dancing count?

Starting Moves:
Smooth Criminal: MJ asks if the enemies are okay. They're not and immediately start dancing to the music.
Beat It: Michael politely asks his foes to beat it. They're happy to oblige and start walking away.
Somebody's Watching Me: Somebody's watching Michael Jackson, and they're apparently fans who will come in to attack his enemies.
Thriller: MJ summons his zombie minions to attack because...why not.
Moonwalk: He moves away in such a spectacular fashion that the opponent is stunned. MJ's also invincible while doing so.
Hat Throw: Michael throws his hat, which returns to him.

Unlocks: Enough

Assists: Tier 3 Assist: Billie Jean
She's not his lover.
ATK: 10
DEF: 0
SPEED: 10
TEC:0

Total OM spent: Who cares?
Items: All of them

[Drogon]

Character name: Omniverse Forum Member

Character source: the Omniverse Forums/Original

Character history: Alex was an ordinary college student who stumbled upon the Omniverse roleplaying forums while procrastinating on his schoolwork. Out of curiosity, he read the rules, signed up an account, and then to his surprise, was pulled into the Omniverse himself. He still retains access to the website somehow through the dataverse, and so is able to make contact with the OOC versions of the other player character prime, being both the In-Character AND the OOC himself.

Physical Description: Scrawny, pale young adult male. He has a mild case of acne and a bit of an off-putting half-grown beard. He isn't particularly physical, preferring instead to spend his time online writing fanfiction.

Stats:
ATK: 2
DEF: 1
SPD: 2
TEC: 5

Proficiencies:
Ranged Proficiency (1000)
Remote Control Proficiency (600)
Ranged Materialize Proficiency (600)

Powers:
Insight - Alex looks at another character's Roster page, learning about their moves, stats, and background. (1600)
Telekinesis (Basic) - By writing it OOC, Alex can make a nearby object move without touching it IC. (400)

Moves:
Chatbox - By participating in the Index page chatbox, Alex can learn any information IC that he learns there OOC. Anything mentioned on the chatbox by other players that he sees is learned by Alex in the Omniverse. Also, if another character interacts with the others in the chatbox as though they were in character, Alex can instantly teleport to that character's location ingame and that action will actually happen in character. (As a side note, WHEN YOU DIE IN THE GAME, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE - While Alex is dead, he cannot post OOC, including in the chatbox.)

Godmod - Writes other characters into doing things advantageous for Alex. If he does it subtly, the mods won't notice sh:

Actual Mod - Can write as the Site NPC's to help himself out. Also has some control over move approval, which is how he got these moves okayed in the first place - he did it himself.

Game fixing - Alex takes anything another player has agreed to OOC, no matter how reluctantly, and makes it happen ingame. This usually manipulates the environment or nearby secondaries into helping him defeat his enemy. This is totally okay, because the other guy was cool with it at one point.

Super Moves:

Text Limit (Utility, lv1) - Everyone else in the thread is limited to 500 words in their next post, and none of them may be adjectives, even if said adjectives are necessary for identification. Any ambiguity caused by these limitations can be warped by Alex to create the most advantageous possible situation for him.

[Guu]

“Some men just want to watch the world burn.” -The Dark Knight


Character name: Onion[float=right][/float]

Character source: Steven Universe

Character history: Single mother Vadelia married a humble sea Captain. They birthed a child of love, but what was only born was pure hatred. Onion was a delinquent from day one, only seeking to ruin everything that stands in his way.

It was the that day when he finally succeeded. He buried the city, everything was gone. At his highest moment, it was when Omni chose to prove him fallible and took him to the Omniverse.

Physical Description: (originals only)

Stats:
ATK: 3
DEF: 1
SPD: 3
TEC: 3

Starting Proficiencies: Physical Strength (1000)

Starting Powers: Stealth (1200), Suppression (1000)

Starting Moves:

Shiv: Hidden on him is a 6 inch blade, only used on people he no longer wants to toy with. Can be charged for 3 seconds for double damage. (600)

Baseball Bat: His main weapon of destruction. 42 inches in length, 2.61 inches width. Made of pure Titanium (300)

I confirm that I have read and agreed to the Rules of Conduct.

[Claraina]

Character Name: Ginosaji

Character Source: Youtube, RIchardGaleFilms

Character History: Unknown. Haunts random targets, gradually beating them to death with a spoon. As of yet, there is no known way to kill or even visibly injure the Ginosaji.

Physical Description:


Stats:
STR: 0
DEF: 20
SPD: 0
TEC: 0

Starting Proficiencies: Physical Strength (1000)

Starting Powers: Survival (2000)

Starting Moves:
Spoon (300): The Ginosaji hits you. With a spooooon! Again. And again! And again. And again! And again and again!

Vest of Spoons (300): The Ginosaji has beneath its hoody a vest with an unlimited number of spoons. He must first unzip his hoody, grab a new spoon and then zip his hoody back up.

[Tartaros]

Character Name: Flying Wizard Tarrasque

Character Source: Your Nightmares

Character History: After the defeat of the Tarrasque, Omni took it upon himself to revive the beast as the ultimate being of power and terror. The Tarrasque now wanders, defeating all in its path of aimless destruction.

Physical Description:


Stats:
ATK: 20
DEF: 20
SPD: 10
TEC: 10

Proficiencies: Physical Strength (1000 OM), Ranged Proficiency (1000 OM), Area Attack Proficiency (600 OM), Ranged Materialize Proficiency (600 OM), Remote Control Proficiency (600 OM), Homing Proficiency (600 OM), Buff Proficiency (400 OM), Debuff Proficiency (1000 OM)

Powers: Survival (2000 OM), Flight (1800 OM), Growth (800 OM), Hive Mind (400 OM), Disassemble (800 OM), Enhanced Senses (Master) (2000 OM), Foresight (1500 OM), Telepathy (1500 OM), Telekinesis (Advanced) (1000 OM), Teleportation (Master) (2500 OM), Time Manipulation (1800), Regeneration (Advanced) (1800 OM)

Moves:

Stomp - Requires Physical Proficiency and Area Attack Proficiency - 300 OM

The Flying Wizard Tarrasque slams one of his feet onto the ground, causing an earth-shattering tremor all around for 30 meters.

Flak Cannons - requires Ranged Proficiency and Area Attack Proficiency - 300 OM

The Flying Wizard Tarrasque aims both of its flak cannons towards the target, unleashing a massive torrent of explosive shells upon the ground. This salvo will cover around 5 meters of ground in each burst.

Cazadoreclaws - requires Ranged Proficiency, Ranged Materialize Proficiency, Homing Proficiency, Remote Control Proficiency and Debuff Proficiency - 600 OM

The Flying Wizard Tarrasque opens its gaping maw, unleashing a massive swarm of Cazadoreclaws from its mouth, the slashing, spitting, biting mob can be directed subconciously by the Tarrasque. If the Cazadoreclaw swarm reaches its target, the slashing, biting horde will attack the target, tearing them apart and causing massive blood loss, slowing the target for any future attacks.

Fire Pillar - requires Ranged Proficiency, Area Attack Proficiency, Ranged Materialize Proficiency and Debuff Proficiency - 600 OM

The Flying Wizard Tarrasque uses its magic wizard abilities to conjure a ball of flame below the ground, which will eventually reach the surface, bursting into a great pillar, scorching all those within a 5 meter radius of it and setting them aflame.

Magic Missile - requires Ranged Proficiency and Homing Proficiency - 300 OM

The Flying Wizard Tarrasque summons ten tiny purple balls of energy, which will home on their target for approximately ten second, before fizzling out.

Lightning Storm - requires Ranged Proficiency, Area Attack Proficiency and Ranged Materialize Proficiency - 300 OM

The Flying Wizard Tarrasque summons a great storm, around 30 meters in diameter, from which bolts of lightning rain down, annihilating all in their path.

FUCK YOU I'M A WIZARD DRAGON - requires Debuff Proficiency and Ranged Proficiency - 900 OM

The Flying Wizard Tarrasque roars the phrase "FUCK YOU I'M A WIZARD DRAGON!", any and all who hear this are paralyzed by fear, while the Tarrasque spews forth a torrent of flame from its mouth, proving its awesomeness. Being reassured in its power, the Flying Wizard Tarrasque can believes it can destroy anything, increasing its already astronomic confidence.