OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Tearen Wover]

ALPHABITCHSOUP
@Behemoth HEY SHIT HEAD


ALPHABITCHSOUP
@Behemoth YOU BACK IN THE DEEPS OR WHAT

ALPHABITCHSOUP
@Behemoth HIT ME UP #MicDrop

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[Guilmon]

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Data_Guil
Is this thing even active anymore? #Activity


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Data_Guil
Datamon here since Guilmon is basically illiterate. Anyone have a Dataverse Uplink Station we can use? #Dataverse #Uplink

[Guilmon]

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Data_Guil
Datamon again... Anyone seen our idiot Digimon? Guilmon has gone missing since he left for the Danteverse. As little as I care about him, Gradian is concerned. #missingperson


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Data_Guil
Also: I believe we're still looking for a Dataverse Uplink Station... #Dataverse #Uplink


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LupineLover
@Data_Guil Is this the idiot you're looking for:




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Data_Guil
@LupineLover Yes, actually. Where the hell did you find him?


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LupineLover
@Data_Guil He's in the Nexus, rolling around in the grass. Who does that?



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Data_Guil
@LupineLover You've seen whom we are talking about, correct?



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LupineLover
@Data_Guil Touché. Btw: Might wanna get here quickly. It looks like he's trying to decide where to go now.

[Sans]

StabbyStabberson
I feel the unquenchable urge to ask how everyone's day is going.


secondcoolestskeleton???
@StabbyStabberson do u want a free hot pocket?




StabbyStabberson
@secondcoolestskeleton??? What the fuck who the fuck are you?


secondcoolestskeleton???
@StabbyStabberson the hot pocket salesman. u want a hot pocket?


StabbyStabberson
@secondcoolestskeleton??? What?! No! I don't want a fucking hot pocket! Go away!


secondcoolestskeleton???
@StabbyStabberson hot pockets. hot hot pockets. pockets so hot u fry ur eggs.


StabbyStabberson
@secondcoolestskeleton??? That's it. I'm blocking you.


secondcoolestskeleton???111
@StabbyStabberson u canot escape the hot pocket salesman.


StabbyStabberson
@secondcoolestskeleton??? GOD DAMMIT!!

[Enzo Matrix]

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Mermaid95
@Data_Guil Looking for Dataverse access??? I can sympathize, and can help. Contact me directly or just come to Cinnabar Island to meet face to face.

[Guilmon]

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Data_Guil
@Mermaid95 We would much obliged if we could use it. We'll be on our way once we collect our idiot Prime from the Nexus. Apparently, he got himself killed in the Danteverse.

[Guu]

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Guu
My life has been made way more complicated by an astronomer.




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Guu
Is there any point to having astronomers in the Omniverse? I mean, we know for a fact the stars above are nothing but an illusion.




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Guu
Hell, Astrology is much more accurate of a study around here. #wastoftime





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Melani the Watermelon
@Guu Maybe it's a hobby?

[Isabelle]

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Toriel Dreemurr
Why did Dagon live in the ocean? Because he knew his career as a god was a wash!




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Toriel Dreemurr
What did the evil computer program say after taking over the robot's mind? "Possession is 9/10ths of the law!"




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Toriel Dreemurr
What did the man do with the coin that had a curse on it? He scratched out that naughty word!




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Toriel Dreemurr
I apologize for my last joke being so raunchy.

[Isabelle]

The following tweets are dated years back.

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Me Gusen
Yeah! Woo! First twitter account!




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Me Gusen
The omniverse is the best thing to ever happen to me! No annoying dad breathing down my neck, just me and the open sea!




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Me Gusen
Went surfing today! First time, instructor said I was a natural, but I think he was afraid I would bite his head off if he didn't.





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Me Gusen
Of course, I bit his head off in the end, but it was kind of jerkish to assume.





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Me Gusen
Where are all the women at? I want some pusssay!





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Me Gusen
I mean vagina, I don't mean cats.





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Me Gusen
@Squirdonna Hey baby, want to treat a nice guy to a night in the ocean?





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Me Gusen
@Squirdonna Bitch, how dare you not answer me! You can go to hell!





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Me Gusen
@inkling53252 Would you like a go on this babe?





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Me Gusen
@inkling53252 Hey! WTF! You're a dude with a female in your buddy icon. Fuck that shit! You don't trick me!





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Me Gusen
Where are the hot BABES?!?!






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Speletta
@Me Gusen I'm willing to take you out, hunk!





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Me Gusen
@Speletta Woah bitch, where you at?






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Speletta
@Me Gusen Meet me at the the Cryptic Castle down south street Costa Del Sol. Can I expect you there sugar?






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Me Gusen
@Speletta Yeah bitch! I'll be there in a flash!







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Speletta
@Me Gusen See ya soon, sugar.







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Me Gusen
I'm so going to get laid!

[Isabelle]

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Dr. Alphys
Why is anyone excited fro MEw Mew Kissy Cutie 3? Everything went horrble with 2!



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Dr. Alphys
@PandaPuncher3100 How could you think that? MMKC2 stole the series' SOUL! A sequel won't fix that!



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Dr. Alphys
@PandaPuncher3100  DON'T TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY MOTHER! SHE WAS A SAINT OF A DRAKE!



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Dr. Alphys
@PandaPuncher3100 I'm ignoring you now.



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Dr. Alphys
BTW, what does everyone think of my new avi? Had it commissioned!



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Dr. Alphys
@Cutiefannart Thanks again for the avi!



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Dr. Alphys
@KoalaPrincessRULES2121 Why yes! It was done in the style of Koala Princess season 2! How did you notice?

[Isabelle]

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Frisk Dreemur
@Dr. Alphys I've only seen the first one... as in, that's the only one you've shown me. So no opinion on the sequels.




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Dr. Alphys
@Frisk Dreemur The second one is BAD! You'd thank me if you knew.




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Toriel Dreemur
@Frisk Dreemur @Dr. Alphys I honestly have no idea what the two of you are talking about.




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Dr. Alphys
@Toriel Dreemur GASP! You don't know the magic that is Mew Mew Kissy Cutie? We need to introduce her! @Frisk Dreemur



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Frisk Dreemur
@Dr. Alphys Please don't...

[Essent Rose Allison]

Essent Allison @Fist_of_Genetics
I just summoned a phone. I am awesome.


Essent Allison @Fist_of_Genetics
Oh my god. The excitement is real.



Essent Allison @Fist_of_Genetics
I'm afraid to admit why because I might cause existential crisis problems...

[Essent Rose Allison]

Essent Allison @Fist_of_Genetics
This is gonna be a problem when I meet certain people...




Essent Allison @Fist_of_Genetics
I mean, how am I gonna explain the fact that they're fictional characters in my universe?






Essent Allison @Fist_of_Genetics
I dunno... The multiverse- I mean Omniverse- is a strange place.

[Essent Rose Allison]

Essent Allison @Fist_of_Genetics
Now that I think about it, I might be a fictional character is someone else's universe. How are they gonna react to me?



Essent Allison @Fist_of_Genetics
I mean, if I can see accounts for Sans, Frisk, and even Kanaya... And they're fiction for me... Am I fiction for them?




Essent Allison @Fist_of_Genetics
This is just blowing my mind. I need to get into astrophysics more. I think it's astrophysics.






Essent Allison @Fist_of_Genetics
I think I'm done rambling. Anyway, hi guys!

[Guu]

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Guu
It’s good to be home.



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Guu
My first decree is we will have a huge celebration for Molly’s birthday tomorrow. Look forward to it.



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Mina the Pig
@Guu Everyone is on it! Pinkie Pie gave us the heads up about the party earlier this morning.



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Guu
@Mina the Pig Who the heck is Pinkie Pie?



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Pinkie Pie
Wooohoooo! Is everyone stoked for the party as I am? #hype



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Pinkie Pie
This going to be my best party, EVER! #partyingismylife



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Pinkie Pie
Just got the giant pool full of jello in! Working on the bounce mansion! #epic



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Pinkie Pie
Those wealthy balloon animals were so nice to let us use it for the party!



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Pinkie Pie
I keep hearing rumors a Zap Apple cake! I’ll have to check in with the Usagi sisters later! I must see that!



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Pinkie Pie
I’m so excited I could burst! But I got to focus, this party aint going to put itself together! #busybody



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Pinkie Pie
When antisocial friend realizes they’ll have to go to a party:
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Twilight Sparkle
@Pinkie Pie I have a twitter account, you know I can see that.



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Pinkie Pie
@Twilight Sparkle OH MY GOSH! Twilight! How are you using Twitter with hooves?



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Twilight Sparkle
@Pinkie Pie Conversations like these are the reason I gave myself an upset avatar.

[Enel]

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GodEnel
My name is God Enel. You don’t know me yet, but you will.


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GodEnel
First item acquired. Already winning this competition. Keep watching. It’s going to be one hell of a show.

[The Future Warrior]

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futurewarrior
this thing is weird. did i get it working right?



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futurewarrior
hey i think i got it! awesome.



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futurewarrior
this dantes abyss thing is pretty weird. this island doesnt know what its doing with weather and stuff.



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futurewarrior
whats a punctuation?



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futurewarrior
ooooh. i think i got it. i get it. grammar and punctuation and stuff is hard. how do you guys do it?



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futurewarrior
wait, what's a capitalization?



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futurewarrior
You Mean Like This?



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futurewarrior
Oh. Only the very first letter? Weird.



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futurewarrior
I don't like grammar. It's hard.



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futurewarrior
I met a troll. His name is Gamzee. He's like a clown or something.



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futurewarrior
Kind of just hanging on and floating behind him. I'm too short for all this water.



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futurewarrior
I don't get it.



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futurewarrior
What's a tag?



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futurewarrior
Hang on I think we're doing something now

[Larfleeze]

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Chakravartin Wu Kong
This is the communication network used on the Omniverse?

[Tearen Wover]

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tearenwover
As tempted as I am to unleash a suffocating explanation of my revelation a few hours ago, I will restrain myself to your direct questions




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tearenwover
Keep your eyes on me if you want the inside scoop on the Underverse.






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tearenwover
@ChakravartinWuKong One of many. How does this day find you so far? I trust your picnic was enjoyable.