OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Guu]

Want to make your own Twitter posts? Here's a tutorial on how you could be tweeting today!

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Just bought this thing, does it have any games?


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Oh, nvm. Found the games. #minesweeper


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Taking a swim in the fountain #nexus #fuckomni


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How do people live with lungs? They are so annoying. #petpeeve


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Going back to swimming. Will post more when I'm bored.

[Guu]

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Guu
Found another little girl at the Nexus #fuckomni #omnipedobearalert


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Guu
She kind of reminds me of Mari back home, except probably a demon. So much better than Mari.


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Guu
Also, she seems to be in the same boat as I am. #fuckomni


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Guu
Took a picture of her:


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Guu
See? All cute and stuff. #kawaii #adorable #hellspawn


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Guu
Maybe demon girl and I should team up. Like something out of an RPG. #finalfantasy


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Guu
I'd be like the snarky comic relief, she'd be the cute one. Just need a big guy with a sword and effeminate man with a bow.


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Guu
I wonder if this place has wizards... And we'll need a princess to save. #damselindistress


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Guu
My brilliance knows no bounds. #guuisagenius


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Guu
Why is that the only tweet on that tag? #frustration #anger

Art by Acualina

[Schwi Dola]

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Genjuro
Heeey, I know who that is. Its Desco! I was hoping she would make it here.

[Guu]

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Guu
We have two new party members now.


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Guu
Just got done patching up one of them. I don't think they'll let me practice first aid after that. #wreckedthatguy


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Guu
Other guy has a hole in his neck. Must be a long-time smoker.


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Guu
So basically, demon girl is still the cute one.


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Guu
Any wizards looking to join? I promise I won't beat you up like the sword guy.


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Guu
I wonder if the Dataverse has Deviantart.


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Guu
Ohhhh… I think I had an allergic reaction there.


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Guu
If I were to start a blog, would any of you read it? #guuisagenius


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Guu
The emptiness of that hashtag is not a good sign.

[Guu]

Tweets were made while riding on the back of Nyeseth's horse to Hank the Frank's place.

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Guu
I'm in the Tangled Green. Forest universe; How generic.


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Guu
Riding on the back of a horse with sword guy. He saved my life from a stampede. #damselindistress


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Guu
Made myself a Yoshi, didn't make it out of the stampede. Oh well. #sadtimes #liveandlearn


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Guu
This is a long ride. #minesweeper.


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Guu
Are there any jungles around here?

[Guu]

Tweets were made while sitting around a campfire in a magical forest.

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Guu
I'm stupid I'm stupid I'm stupid I'M STUPID! #stupidmoments


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Guu
I'm going to surf deviant art again. I can't focus when I'm THIS PISSED OFF!


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Guu
Oh Me Dammit, the allergies AGAIN!


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Guu
Arrrrrrrrgggggggggg!!!!

[Guu]

Posted while Guu was traversing the woods, looking for a little girl.

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Guu
Odd how sleep clears your head. Not even angry anymore.


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Guu
Hare used to tell me that it's creepy when I sleep. Something about how my eyes remaining open the whole night and sometimes glowing.


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Guu
Silly Hare. How could I keep watching him if I closed my eyes while I slept? #sillyhuman


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Guu
It's funny how big the "sillyhuman" hash tag is. I thought I would be the first, but there's hundreds...


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Chubin
Totally owned some pale flesh on the battlefield. #sillyhuman


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Croconaw
Some stupid guy in a straw hat just entered Cinnabar. He'll be dead before day break I'm guessing. #sillyhuman


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Guu
I'm laughing so hard right now. Desco and Nyeseth looked at me funny.


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Guu
I thought odd things would be the norm, but I guess people still find ways to hate each other. #preach.

[Guu]

Posted while Guu was traversing the woods, looking for a little girl.

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Guu
Got a lot of tweets from psychics supporting my last blog post. Not too many from doctors. Odd…


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Guu
Oh yeah, I have a blog now. Link's in my profile, go over there so I can school you on being human. #advertise


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Guu
OW, I need to stop walking while i'm typing.

[Guu]

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Zangoose
It’s so hard tweeting with giant claws on your paws. lol.


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Seviper
@Zangoose: Try tweeting with no arms!


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Zangoose
@Seviper Oh please, you just dictate to Dedenne as you always do.


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Seviper
@Zangoose Hey! Don’t talk that way about my GF! At least she’s not a fat tub of lard like your GF!


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Snivy
@Seviper Oh no he didn’t!


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Zangoose
@Seviper Lady Miltank is a healthy weight for her species!


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Seviper
@Zangoose Hey, you like a little junk in the trunk, you don’t have to justify it.


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Zangoose
@Seviper Well at least when me and my GF eventually breed, I won’t squash her from size difference alone.


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Seviper
@Zangoose Oh yeah? Well at least it won’t be like doing a wailmer.


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Scraggy
@Zangoose @Seviper This is gonna get good!


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Zangoose
@Seviper At least for us it won’t look like I’m strangling her!


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Pidgeot
@Zangoose @Seviper Is this really happening?


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Captain Redding
@Zangoose @Seviper 20$ on the snake.


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Throh
@Captain Redding Are you seriously trying to place a bet? #lol #sillyhuman


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Seviper
@Zangoose I’m sure you can live happily ever after with your GF and have many many children.


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Seviper
@Zangoose I’d consider eating your offspring but I’m trying to lose weight and anything your GF produces would be high in the fats.


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Zangoose
@Seviper Is that the best you got?


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Seviper
@Zangoose Admittedly, that one was reaching a bit.


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Zangoose
@Seviper Wasn't expecting much from what amounts to as a giant crawling phallus.


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Seviper
@Zangoose That just adds more to her enjoyment. I'm sure your's is fine to, when compared to a Flabébé's.


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Guu
@Zangoose @Seviper This is the best thing ever.


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Zangoose
@Seviper Well at least I don’t scrunch up like an accordion!


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Seviper
@Zangoose At least I don’t get my ass whooped by ever fighting type I come across!


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Zangoose
@Seviper At least I face them in a fair fight. I’m not being all cheap and poisoning them like a pussy.


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Miltank
@Zangoose @Seviper ENOUGH!


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Miltank
@Zangoose @Seviper You two promised you've settled your rivalry when you came to the omniverse.


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Miltank
@Zangoose @Seviper Now I won’t stand idly by when you two break the promise you made to me and Dedenne!


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Dedenne
@Miltank Preach sister!


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Zangoose
@Seviper But did you see what he said about you?


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Miltank
@Zangoose @Seviper I don't care what he said. We are above this now. Pokemon in the Omniverse need to stick together, so no more of this!


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Seviper
@Zangoose @Miltank Sigh, she’s right.


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Zangoose
@Seviper @Dedenne I’m sorry Seviper. And I’m sorry Dedenne. I didn’t mean everything I said.


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Seviper
@Zangoose @Miltank I’m sorry too. I guess I have troubles letting the past go.


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Dedenne
@Zangoose It’s ok, I’m just glad I don’t have to dictate Seviper’s half of the argument anymore.


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Seviper
@Zangoose You want to settle it over drinks later? I’ll buy ya.


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Zangoose
@Seviper You’re on, buddy!


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Zangoose
@Miltank Thank you, babe! I love you!


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Miltank
@Zangoose @Seviper You’re quite welcome. I love you, too!


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Snivy
@Zangoose @Miltank This is too sweet <3


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Pidgeot
@Zangoose @Seviper #happyending



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Slowpoke
@Seviper OH NO HE DIDN'T!

[Doomguy]

During the raid of Crescent Lagoon Base

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Doomguy
Lets hope this piece of crap actually works



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Doomguy
Well, what do you know. I got the thing working. Surprise what you can do with a screwdriver, paperclips, and duct tape.



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Doomguy
I'm about to descend into a hole full of fugly ass creatures from 40000 leagues under the sea, and I want to type this for posterity



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Doomguy
Fuck you, Omni. Fuck the universe, fuck this rock in particular, fuck everything. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. #Fuckomni

[Mr. Champloo]

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Shadow the Hedgehog
Well this should be... Interesting. If someone could explain to me where the hell I am that would be appreciated... Don't expect me to do this often damnit.

[Guu]

Posted while Guu was traversing the woods, looking for a little girl.

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Guu
@Shadow Someone missed the usual explanation.


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Guu
@Shadow Welcome to the Omniverse. This is where you'll spend the rest of your life.


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Guu
@Doomguy Fugly Ass Creatures seem to be a standard. #fuglyasscreatures


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Guu
@Doomguy See? The fuglyasscreatures hashtag was trending long before I used it!


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Guu
I'll forever regret introducing the fuckomni hashtag. It's going to be my legacy is it?

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Toybox Girl ADAPT
So I just got here, Cosmic Hero Toybox Girl ADAPT looking for work.. Guess I should pick one of these doors at the Nexus.

[Schwi Dola]

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Toybox Girl ADAPT
Camelot is a weird place. I tried to summon a flying platform but out came a Magic Carpet instead.

[Guu]

Made while transversing the woods before a cockatrice attacks.

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Guu
Feels like i've been on this current quest for weeks, but it has only been days! #time


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Guu
You never think so much about the travel time when it comes to fantasy movies and video games.


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Guu
@Frohobbit2 A single quest took you EIGHTEEN MONTHS? What did you do that whole time?!?


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Guu
@Frohobbit2 That sounded like the pits. I'm sorry I complained…


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Guu
Thankfully the mounts are easy to get. #blessomni


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Guu
See that's a hashtag that needs to trend.


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Guu
Why the hate folks? It's not entirely Omni's fault, he's just doing what gods do. #blessomni


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Guu
Oh wait, I just sensed something… Oh crap. #Cockatrice.

Made after the Cockatrice attack while heading towards quest completion location.

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Guu
Cockatrice gave me a work out. #exerciseplan


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Guu
It took my arm clean off, it was kind of a inconvenience. #healthcare


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Guu
@Toybox Girl ADAPT Really? I didn't know it was so specific. What happens if I summon a flying carpet in coruscant?

[Doomguy]

After the fight with Leviathan

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Doomguy
Biggest fucking fish I've ever caught #notsafeforsanity
*Picture of a very large, very mangled, and very dead, eldritch abomination, with DG's giving a winning smile and thumbs up next to it*


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Doomguy
@Ahabofthesea I don't fucking care if you've caught bigger, this one is mine



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Doomguy
Doomguy: 1 Fugly Ass Creatures: 0. So, who's up for fish sticks? #fuglyasscreatures



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Doomguy
@Guu What's wrong with #fuckomni? We're all thinking it. #fuckomni

[Guu]

Made around a campfire before Mao ambush.

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Guu
@Doomguy Sigh. Omni gets no love. #sadface #blessomni


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Guu
Just got a gun with my OM. I don't know if I'll ever use it, but if I ever need it… #primedfordestruction


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Guu
I'm getting tired of Ninjas following me. The next time I sense them, I'm letting the others know.


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Guu
What ninjas don't know suppression? #yousuckatyourjob


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Guu
I read in the dataverse that there is a ninja village in the Tangled. I should visit them sometime.


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Guu
@Melf the Elf There's elves here too? Is it true that they… do it with trees?


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Guu
@Melf the Elf I'm not racist, I'm ignorant. There's a difference.

[Simon]

Made not too long after returning to the Vasty Deeps.

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Snow Villiers
Huh, what's this thing? Looks like it might be cool.


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Snow Villiers
@Doomguy Yikes. I think I fought a gigantic lobster about that size. World full of crazy monsters, huh? #ohwell #fuglyasscreatures


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Snow Villiers
Oh, so that's what what that does. Welp, never bringing up that last hashtag again.


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Snow Villiers
So what's really up with this Omni guy, anyway? Is he some kinda crazy god or something? #omni


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Snow Villiers
Okay, lot of mixed reactions there. In my experience, the "gods" are really kinda jerks. #fuckallthegods


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Snow Villiers
...What the hell is a meme? Just a picture with text on it? #youmustbekidding

[Doomguy]

On the boat ride back to Costa del Sol

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Doomguy
@Snow Villiers A giant lobster? This place has everything, it seems. I'd hate to see what the other 'verses deal with.


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Doomguy
Zombies. Demons. Fairy tale monsters. Oppressive governments. Criminals. Animal rights terrorist. This place is fucked sideways.


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Doomguy
@Guu Now who the Hell are you? "Omni gets no love"? Bleeding heart twat. People suffer in this damned world of his, but poor Omni


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Doomguy
@Guu We're taken from our homes and loved ones to entertain his sorry ass. We have every reason to hate him #fuckomni


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Doomguy
Now I'm really hungry for lobster...

[Guu]

Made around a campfire before Mao ambush.

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Guu
@Doomguy Hardly his fault. Take it from someone with experience, you don't become god without screwing someone over.


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Guu
@Doomguy In that position, you either lock yourself in doors out of fear of hurting someone or step on some ants on the way out.


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Guu
@Doomguy Human morality kind of goes out the window when you can wipe reality with a thought and they can't all turn out like Superman.


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Guu
@Doomguy So in any case, just be happy your encounter with god ended with an experience. #preach #blessomni