OmniTwitter: Posts from Primes

[Guu]

Made while sitting in her cell after her first failed execution.

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Guu
Phew, just survived my execution. Back in my cell. Doubt it's last time they try to kill me though.


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Guu
They pulled a Gilgamesh and greatly underestimated me.#fools #malleable


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Guu
Speaking of which…


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Guu
@Gilgamesh I'm in jail because I wanted to. Ever try prison food? It's the best! #gormet


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Guu
@Gilgamesh With a bounty on your head, you certainly qualify. Give it a shot! It's cozy as heck. #jailsiblings


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Guu
@Gilgamesh Also, how do you intend to punish me? Gonna execute me? The Executioner just learnt nooses are pointless. Mwhaha


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Guu
@Gilgamesh "Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"


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Guu
@Gilgamesh "I was created to lead men." As in from a lab? I didn't know being a test tube baby was qualification for royalty.


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Guu
@Gilgamesh Ooh! I know, maybe you'll punish me by introducing me to your hair stylist!


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Guu
@Gilgamesh I can't pull off the "Children's Card Game Duelist" look quite like you.


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Guu
@Gilgamesh Oh well, it doesn't matter. I'm nice and safe in my own verse of Coruscant. #homesweethome

[Doomguy]

After winning a contest

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Doomguy
@Lopuuny Hey, that's great to hear!



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Doomguy So apparently, I'm off the net for a few moments, and that's all it takes for everyone to flood my inbox



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Doomguy
Yes, I know about the Omni video series. You can stop sending me links. No, that's not actually me, just an actor.


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Doomguy
I never got asked about this. Nothing against the guy, though. But just so you know, I don't say “Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.”



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Doomguy
You can also stop sending me links to Guu's fanfiction. Just. WHY?#thingsmanwasnotmeanttoknow


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Doomguy
@Mr.Weasel Wait, Guu's in jail? For what, her fanfiction? I mean, it's not unexpected. She seems like a trouble maker.


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Doomguy
@Mr.Weasel You're in jail WITH Guu? Tell her I said "Hi"

[Gilgamesh]

When in the middle of the desert

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Gilgamesh
@Guu HOW DARE…alright alright I'm ok


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Gilgamesh
@Guu You have the gall to TAUNT ME! Your silver tongue will be your downfall!


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Gilgamesh
Speaking of Silver…#richaf


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Gilgamesh
@Guu It would be too much of an honor to deal with you personally, I do not wish to dirty my hand. #dirtypeasant


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Gilgamesh
@Guu Enjoy your head being in a basket, fool! #decapitation


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Gilgamesh
Success! My trip to Carrefore has gone well! #goodluck


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Gilgamesh
Curse the sun, so damn hot…


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Gilgamesh
Home Sweet Home!

[Guu]

Made while sitting in her cell after her second failed execution.

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Guu
@Gilgamesh Thanks! I did! http://youtu.be/9uu_d4mm17


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Guu
@Gilgamesh Also, death threats over twitter? Seriously? What are you, 12? #growup


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Guu
@Gilgamesh Seriously dude, your losing your cool to a 10-year-old girl in jail, kind of your lowest point.


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Guu
@Gilgamesh Also, I wouldn't want your dirty hands on me anyways. #pedobear


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Guu
Thanks to all my new subscribers! #muchgratitude


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Guu
I'm guessing my trolling of Gil and that video before had something to do with most of you following me #trendsetter

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Guu
Now to try prison food. #omnisaveme


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Guu
@Doomguy <3

[Gilgamesh]

Checking his device as he returns to his city

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Gilgamesh
@Guu THAT IS IT! YOU INSOLENT CHILD! YOU SHALL PAY


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Gilgamesh
@Guu You have forced me to move my hand. I shall not let those that disobey my laws to walk freely on my land. #kingofeverything


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Gilgamesh
If I did not enforce the law I enact what kind of King would I be? #responsibilities.


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Gilgamesh
@Guu Enjoy your last seconds of free air, they will be the last you take.


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Gilgamesh
On the bright side, My Capital is starting to look good! #blessed

[Guu]

Made while sitting in her cell after her learning that Gil is coming.

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Guu
From everything I've seen, he seems serious. I think he's the genuine article this time. #gettingreal


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Guu
Crazy guy is out for my head. It's like something out of horror movie #scaryshit


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Guu
Say what you will about Doomguy, at least he doesn't hunt down his trolls like a bounty hunter.


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Guu
I was afraid, but… well still afriad but less afraid. #confusing


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Guu
I'm not running. I'm not backing down. I'm going to face him. Even if I have to die and come back, I'll stand my ground to the bitter end.


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Guu
I don't know when he'll get here, I want to be ready. Though it's kind of hard to know what I need. #impendingdoom


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Guu
If I disappear for a while… well… I'll tell you what it's like on the other side when I get back. #neardeathexperience


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Guu
@Gilgamesh If you're out there, I doubt anything I could say could convince you otherwise. So may the best girl win.


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Guu
Until then, I've got prison life to enjoy. #great


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Guu
Hey, know any good games for the Dataverse Device out now? #bored

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Posted when Luffy stumbled upon the colosseum.

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Straw Hat Luffy
Mmmm! I found food, lots and lots of it! Don't ask me to share! Yummy! Can't believe it's all free!


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Straw Hat Luffy
Apparently it wasn't all free . . .


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Straw Hat Luffy
♬ I got locked up, they won't let Luffy out! ♬


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Straw Hat Luffy
Flabébé can fit in my hat. Kahaha! She smells nice. Oh yeah, I made her pose for a photo!
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Straw Hat Luffy
@Star Clown Buggy Oy, where the heck are you guys?? Conchcrown should know how to get you here. The guards made me stay in here.


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Straw Hat Luffy
I hope we run into that bullying monkey again. Think he was called ImpTurnip or something. Grrr!


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Straw Hat Luffy
@Bubble Man Flippers! Sooo I've been meaning to ask, are you a robot??


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Straw Hat Luffy
I just dropped the biggest #bomb in the crapper. Peeyew! Give that 20 minutes to air out!

Posted after Luffy and gang are escorted to their chambers to prepare for the festival.

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Straw Hat Luffy
Excited for the festival tomorrow! Yahoo! Why's everyone else mad? It sounds fun but #rednose keeps bonking me on the head!


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Bubble Man
@Straw Hat Luffy I am indeed a Robot Master created by Dr. Wily. I was fashioned for underwater combat, hence why I must hop on land.


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Straw Hat Luffy
@Bubble Man
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!! You're just like Franky! He runs on cola.


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Star Clown Buggy
@Straw Hat Luffy I'll tell ya' why I'm mad! Every time I follow you I end up in a flashy hornet's nest! Bastard always going off on your own!


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Counselor Slowking
@Bubble Man @Star Clown Buggy Many thanks are due to the two of you for warding off the envoys to life beyond. I am indebted to you.

[Guu]

Sent while Guu was laying in bed, recovering from the Guu'd vs. Evil fight

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Guu
I'm awake I'm awake #bedhead


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Guu
How did I sleep for three days straight? #op


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Guu
I want to thank everyone who sent me well wishes and good luck. #thankyou


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Guu
I'm also sorry for worrying people. I'm quite fine now, I healed in my sleep. #prime


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Guu
I had a gapping hole in my stomach there, lol.


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Guu
Not revealing the outcome of the fight. You guys are having so much fun speculating, I wouldn't want to spoil it.


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Guu
It's a mystery! #keepguessingfolks


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Guu
Woke up in a hotel room, I'm guessing I'm no longer a jailbird anymore. #pardon


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Guu
@Hank the Frank Huh? How is it weird?


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Guu
@Hank the Frank Wait… What happened to the people of the Langweilig?


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Guu
I'll update my blog later, I've got to check this out...

[Eileen the Crow]

Made while exploring a dwarven town after A Rare Respite

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The Chosen of Astora
Amazing Chest ahead



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The Chosen of Astora
Illusory wall, try rolling



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The Chosen of Astora
Blacksmith ahead, try Omni



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The Chosen of Astora
Beware Mushrooms, not cooked

[Caira Ayryn]

Ooc: Dalaran Events: Posted in pursuit of Magus

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Obvious Alias
Dalaran is MISSING! #help!


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Obvious Alias
Still trying to figure this out #OM


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Obvious Alias
Oh in regard to my first tweet, it's still there, OW. I would know. #dontcome #librarieswillattack #pegasusmalfunction #dangerouswithoutmagic


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Obvious Alias
Just found out what a noob is, and apparently I'm using the triforce wrong? #thanks @kiritolover99


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Obvious Alias
I wonder if Omni has a Twitter #summons


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Obvious Alias
Still not sure how they float. Luckily now I'm on the ground. #islands

[Gilgamesh]

Posted while walking back to his Kingdom

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Gilgamesh
You plebeians should check out the posters I have been putting up in the Dataverse. The truest novels of all the land! The one true king promoting the only REAL kingdom in this land. #shamelessadvertisement #newbabylon #voteforGilgamesh #ohwaityoucan'tvote #lol


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Gilgamesh
Ahhh…I cannot believe I am glad to be back in the Dunes. #KingofSand


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Gilgamesh
Now if you dogs would stop your incessant banter about my conquest, I would be delighted.


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Gilgamesh
You fools better silence yourselves before it is YOU who I hunt down next. #annoyingmongrels #pissedoff


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Gilgamesh
I have a Kingdom to get back to. My people are most likely in peril without their King, I have duties to attend to. #responsibilities #justkinglythings


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Gilgamesh
I can just see the top of my palace. I can't wait till I'm back home! #homesweethome


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Gilgamesh
HOLY SHIT OLD MAN! #imded #soded #oldmanisscary

[Sarah_Kerrigan]

In Office at EPD with new device.

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Red Fox
This is just a test. #connectiontodataverse

[Guu]

Sent after a productive photo shoot

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Guu
So yeah, official t-shirts for sale: www.welovefine.com/guu


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Guu
All t-shirt profits go to aiding the new city of Ambrosia. #charity


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Guu
@Hank the Frank Yeah, it's no longer Langweilig, they're calling it Ambrosia now. #coolname #delicioustown


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Guu
@Hank the Frank Really? You had to move your business?


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Guu
@Hank the Frank True, I guess you wouldn't get much legal business from teens. #underaged


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Guu
@Hank the Frank Well, I wish the best for you and your employees in Camelot. #goodluck


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Guu
@Nosey Blogger Don't mind us, he's an old acquaintance. #memories


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Guu
I guess I'll be sticking around in this town for a while. #ambrosia


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Guu
@Straw Hat Luffy #toilet humor


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Guu
@Straw Hat Luffy Wait, you're headed for the clink? Seems like everyone goes to jail as soon as I'm out.


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Guu
@The Chosen of Astora Not going to ask. #context


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Guu
@Gilgamesh I see I'm not the only one getting in the business of online merch.


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Guu
@Gilgamesh Also, hello.


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Guu
@Obvious Alias The hell's a triforce?

[Roger Smith]

Made while sitting on the sidelines of a brawl in the middle of the street.

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Adam Gaite
ended up in weird high-tech city. may or may not be hallucinating right now, because i'm pretty sure there are stormtroopers around. #starwars

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Adam Gaite
definitely not hallucinating. those are stormtroopers. confusion has reached a new all time high. #whatisgoingon

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Adam Gaite
oh yeah also there are apparently some dudes. and one of them is a robot. and one of them has pink hair. and they're fighting or something.

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Adam Gaite
@Phillip Moon i'll thank you to take your unnecessary and unasked for hatred of the color pink elsehwere. that's just plain rude. #iamawareoftheirony

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Adam Gaite
oh, and the dues that are fighting. the robot one kind of just rolled up in a tank. and i think the other two are like....slow. or something. maybe they just don't know what tanks are. they were kind of stupefied. how do you not know what a tank is? #?????

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Adam Gaite
jeeze. they're just...all kinds of beating the hell out of each other.

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Adam Gaite
robot-dude may or may not have just gotten half his face slashed off by a sword. a literal, actual sword. normally i would bet on the robot in robot vs. sword, but in this case...

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Adam Gaite
robot apparently doesn't subscribe to typical face-having conventions. #roboface

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Adam Gaite
oh it is also apparently two-on-one? like the other two dudes are wailing on the robot-guy together. he's getting pretty beat up, but handling it pretty well. i think. i dunno much about robots. #science

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Adam Gaite
robot may or may not actually be a robot. i distinctly saw actual flesh. or something like it. for like half a second. ......might have been seeing things.

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Adam Gaite
@Lyle Glassman yes. yes i really am THAT bored.

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Adam Gaite
think robot may have just gotten knifed in the head.

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Adam Gaite
yep. that was definitely a knife in the head. he appears to be fine though. #badass

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Adam Gaite
i feel i should mention there have been a couple crazy lasers and energy blasts. it's kinda surreal. almost reminds me of the reckoning, back home. almost. #memories

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Adam Gaite
@EgregiousInquisitor yes. that reckoning. meteors, chess planet, weird time stuff, frogs and all.

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Adam Gaite
to anyone who didn't get that: you're better off. it was miserable. #context #relevance #sparedfromthemisery

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Adam Gaite
@The Chosen of Astora that was the most bizarre series of things i have ever read. and it was beautiful. your warnings iwll be heeded, strange confused knight-man. #lessontoheart

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Adam Gaite
it suddenly occurs i haven't cursed once in this entire session of nonsense. the fuck is up with that? must be slipping.

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Adam Gaite
@Guu those shirts should be illegal in every plane of existence. #toofuckingadorable

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Adam Gaite
FUCK IT'S THE COPS #stormtroopers #sirens #bookit #randompanic

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Adam Gaite
thank god for flying. #leavingnow

[Deadpool]

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Deadpool
lol at quote above my tweet. i haven't even got to that part of story yet. #4thWall #DP #ThisIsDP




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Deadpool
lol Gingy watches hentai #gingerproblems #ThisIsDP #DP




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Deadpool
Just looked at rest of site. Damn did I get nurfd! =( #FuckOmni #4thWall




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Deadpool
so I don't have full regen. . . that should be a crime! #FuckOmni #4thWall




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Deadpool
lol Baron tried to play as Deathstroke before choosing me. lame-o #4thWall #ThisIsDP #DP




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Deadpool
I wonder if #Omni has an OT. Id follow just to see if he gave stuff out . . . #4thWall #DontFuckOmni! #ThisIsDP #DP

[Gilgamesh]

While recovering in his bed from the Guu'd Vs. Evil Fight

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Gilgamesh
Man why does everyone hate me? I'm such a great King #hatersgonnahate


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Gilgamesh
Man my town is looking good. Sucks it isn't as great as my old city #nostalgia


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Gilgamesh
It sucks being sick in bed, even though…I do get perks. #blessed


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Gilgamesh
Anos! Rub my feet! #servants


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Gilgamesh
So boooored…I'm not King of enough stuff yet


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Gilgamesh
I need to conquest soon…but I have no armies. Oh well #justkinglythings


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Gilgamesh
AGH SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME!


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Gilgamesh
@Guu Whatcha dooooin?


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Gilgamesh
@Guu It doesn't matter. Entertain me.

[Guu]

Made during lunch after fighting off an orc attack.

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Guu
@Gilgamesh www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UU-8o08le55


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Guu
Wow you guys are vocal. #buzz


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Guu
@Josh Gangrene Yes, I summoned a mansion. Got tired sleeping in a hotel. #roomservice


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Guu
Thought it’d be a good landmark for Ambrosia. #coolhouse


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Guu
Photo of my crib! #swag
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Guu
Even has a jungle sanctuary out front. #homesweethome


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Guu
How do you guys already know about the thing with the Orcs? #donttalkaboutfightclub


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Guu
Wait… this hashtag… #princessguu


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Guu
Why are people outside of Ambrosia calling me that now? #suddenlyroyalty


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Guu
Lesigh… the dataverse #whatchagonnado


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Guu
@Adam Gaite Sounds like your verse is weird… not that I’m one to judge.


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Guu
@Adam Gaite Glad you like the shirts. Nice to know my modeling career is taking off.


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Guu
@Deadpool I was nerf’d too, but I got over it.


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Guu
Sigh, teenagers… It's days like this that makes me happy to be 10. #lesigh.

[Guu]

Made after her walk.

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Guu
Went for a walk to clear my head, found an injured person. #gofig



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Guu
Looks 18 or 19. Doesn’t dress like any of my subjects.


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Britany Ardmin
@Guu Is he hot?


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Guu
@Britany Ardmin I dunno, I guess he’s kind of cute. I’m not the best judge for this kind of thing though


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Britany Ardmin
@Guu Well, is he hot or is he not?


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Guu
@Britany Ardmin I have very specific tastes.


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Britany Ardmin
@Guu Send me some nude pic of him for me please ^_~


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Guu
@Britany Ardmin I’m not sending pictures of his naked body, I still have standards.


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Britany Ardmin
@Guu Come on! Just a favor between us girls <3


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Guu
@Britany Ardmin You’re asking a ten-year-old to strip a grown ass man and take pictures?


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Britany Ardmin
@Guu Of course!


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Guu
@Britany Ardmin Fine! Here’s the picture: www.primewatch.com/pictures/gilgamesh/26.jpg


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Britany Ardmin
@Guu WTF? I already have that as my wallpaper! It’s not what i asked for!


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Guu
@Britany Ardmin Don’t like it bitch? Deal with it!
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Britany Ardmin
@Guu THAT’S IT! YOU ARE DEAD! I’M GOING TO FIND YOU AND YOU’RE DEAD!


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Guu
…Is this going to be a running thing, now?

[Gilgamesh]

While beginning his Journey to rescue his citizens

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Gilgamesh
THESE…THESE BARBARIANS RAIDED MY CITY! I must find them and destroy them…and also rescue my loyal citizens #suchagoodking


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Gilgamesh
First the Empire trash attempt to assassinate me and now filthy, rabid dogs take my people. This place needs my help. #fixerupper #kingofthesand


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Gilgamesh
@Nicole No they did not leave on their own! They were kidnapped. How dare you even speak to your King like that. Imprudent Wretch!


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Gilgamesh
@Guu I like it. Another! #SubscribetoGuu


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Gilgamesh
@Guu Aww… You only have two videos. I shall wait anxiously until you amuse me. #gladyouaren'tdead


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Gilgamesh
@Guu Subjects? You have subjects? Did you become a ruler? I shall…allow it. As long as you help enforce my laws. #sogenerous


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Gilgamesh
@Guu King > Princess #better


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Gilgamesh
@Guu The gall of that wretch! I would have her tongue cut out! Kings and Leaders should not have to deal with such…profanity. #enforcinglaws


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Gilgamesh
@Guu Where did you find that picture…That picture is heresy! How dare that artist try and render my body to such…limited appearances. My body is much greater than the quality of that picture #amazingbody


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Gilgamesh
@Guu THATS RIGHT TELL HER OFF! #sassy #hi-fivebubblegum


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Gilgamesh
@Guu Good Luck with your Kingdom. Sayonara Mosquito Princess

[Guu]

Made after her walk.

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Guu
@Gilgamesh Yeah, the town we fought in, they made me their leader or something. #yeah


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Guu
@Gilgamesh The "Princess" thing is more of a nickname really. At least I hope so... I don't think monarchies work that way at least.


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Guu
@Gilgamesh I hope it’s an illustration…


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Guu
@Gilgamesh misquito princess, haha.


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Guu
Been stressing out too much, it's good I can get some relaxation going. #laidback


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Guu
Bored now. I wonder if anyone is on skype. #social network